Joanna Ott

I'm an old soul with dreams of someday finding where I belong

[Joanna Ott @DoctorJ_19]

“All the foleys are gone.” - @arnold_colton in his sleep, dreaming about catheters 💦

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

I imagine all the dead folks in Georgia are pretty upset about having to vote again after only two months.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

Tried to open a mend-your-clothes-while-you-wait shop, but the name “Tailor Swift” was already taken.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

🎶Have a biscuit with strawberry jam, or maybe you’d like fried ham, with a sausage link and juice to drink HO HO🎶

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Okay, last one

-Me before showing my wife 7 more memes I think are hilarious but make her wonder what’s wrong with me.

[Joanna Ott @DoctorJ_19]

@owne1235 Aspen is always available

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Imagine in the middle of 2020 someone manages to find a small amount of happiness simply by lighting a fall candle and I have to go and make fun of it.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That's still a very low number of rodeos.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

Doesn’t count unless you touch them all.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

@DZRishmawy I don’t know who needs to hear this, but God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.

[Joanna Ott @DoctorJ_19]

Watching someone else get the best nap of their life is cruel and unusual punishment for an 8-month pregnant gal.

[@ManifestWest @arnold_colton]

If you or a loved one was forced to wear a mask whilst wearing glasses, you may be entitled to condensation

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

I’d rather the US not have a soccer team than have a soccer team that won’t stand for the National Anthem.

You shouldn’t get to play under our flag as our national team if you won’t stand when it is raised.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

Fair is the sunshine,
Fairer still the moonlight
And all the twinkling, starry host;
Jesus shines brighter,
Jesus shines purer
Than all the angels heav'n can boast.

#ThirdVerse

[Joanna Ott @DoctorJ_19]

Refrigerated protein bars are the GOAT. (Grossest of all time)

[@ManifestWest @arnold_colton]

You do realize they started the Coronavirus so they could change the batteries in the birds while we were all inside right?

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

Turns out that asymptomatic Christianity doesn't spread either.

[Joanna Ott @DoctorJ_19]

Is it wrong to eat a whole dollop of Nutella? (And not a dainty dollop) No. Do I regret eating a whole dollop of Nutella? Also no.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

In the real world, here are today's big stories in order of importance:
1. Vaccine being developed
2. Stock market rockets
3. States beginning to reopen
4. More tests than people who want to be tested
5. Trump puts WHO on notice