Doctor Payne

Retired wrassler. Used to write for Chris Benoit (let that sink in). Used to drink with Pat Patterson. Now messing 'round with HauntedMTL to put them on map '4'

[Hearthfire Arts @hearthfirearts]

The Crow (1994)

[Doctor Payne @DoctorPayne4]

Also, just a reminder...you gotta come harder than that if you want that hat buckaroos...

PS. Don't anyone tell Jim @HauntedMTL that I found his credit card...(and might be using it for a good cause..the cause of making that sweet ass hat (or Tiara) topping off my GQ look

[Joe Bob Briggs @therealjoebob]

Just a reminder . . . You still have time to make a difference this Christmas . . .

[Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 @kinky_horror]

#TheLastDriveIn Christmas Special premieres TONIGHT at 9pm ET on @shudder & @AMCPlus! 🎄🎉❤️❤️

[Doctor Payne @DoctorPayne4]

Excuse me, while I bid on the @therealjoebob head so I can make use of @kinky_horror's crown and JBB's cowboy hat. #TheLastDriveIn https://t.co/0TQDq4MB0G

[Doctor Payne @DoctorPayne4]

Southern Gothic? Besides the obvious of Flannery O'Connor? @therealjoebob @Kinky_Horror #TheLastDriveIn @HauntedMTL #MutantFam

[Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 @kinky_horror]

Happy New Joe Bob Day, Merry Mutants! Let’s have some fun & raise a lil $$ for charity tonight!! 🥰🎄🖤🖤 #TheLastDriveIn

[Doctor Payne @DoctorPayne4]

The most unbeliable part of this movie? They think the old lady can afford going to a hospital in the US. @therealjoebob @kinky_horror #TheLastDriveIn @HauntedMTL #MutantFam

[Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 @kinky_horror]

You are so much fun, @RobinSydneyxo! Thanks so much for being here!!! 🖤🖤🖤 #TheLastDriveIn

[Doctor Payne @DoctorPayne4]

'I never tried sour balls'
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #MayoBees @kinky_horror @therealjoebob @HauntedMTL

[Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 @kinky_horror]

Probably the most festive movie ever made, really 😋 #TheLastDriveIn #MayoBees

[Doctor Payne @DoctorPayne4]

'It's looks so tiny, but scary and mighty'
- Jim @HauntedMTL's tinder profile.
@kinky_horror
@therealjoebob
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

[Doctor Payne @DoctorPayne4]

Those boots....my god, you could stake a vampire or start a religion with those.

[Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 @kinky_horror]

Ready!!! #TheLastDriveIn

[Doctor Payne @DoctorPayne4]

Every Mother Counts?! That was the name of Jim's sex tape! @kinky_horror @therealjoebob
@HauntedMTL
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

[Doctor Payne @DoctorPayne4]

'Yo ass is toast and I'm spreading my jam between those buns!' - what passed for a pick up line in the 80s
@therealjoebob @kinky_horror #TheLastDriveIn @hauntedmtl #MutantFam

[Doctor Payne @DoctorPayne4]

The night the **checksnotes** 27 year olds acting the parts of teenagers ruled the world! @kinky_horror @HauntedMTL #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

[Doctor Payne @DoctorPayne4]

That cooler better have a new liver cuz, this Johnny Walker Blue coming in hot. @therealjoebob @kinky_horror @HauntedMTL #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

[Doctor Payne @DoctorPayne4]

I want a piece of lots of whipcream too, but she said it caused UTIs :( #TheLastDriveIn
@therealjoebob
@Kinky_Horror
#MutantFam
@HauntedMTL

[Doctor Payne @DoctorPayne4]

Something tells me Sally ain't popular if they forgot the birthday girl wasn't at the party but was getting possessed by uhhh a Gozer with an overbite #TheLastDriveIn
@therealjoebob
@Kinky_Horror
#MutantFam
@HauntedMTL

[Doctor Payne @DoctorPayne4]

Wait..wha? Did that dog fucking levitate to the peep hole? #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob @Kinky_Horror #MutantFam @HauntedMTL

[Doctor Payne @DoctorPayne4]

Jesus, this directors cut of the Breakfast Club sure took a dark turn, #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob @Kinky_Horror #MutantFam @HauntedMTL