Phil Goode

Re/Tard

[Verlustt🇻🇦 @Verlustt11]

“This is just emotional manipulation“ and it’s literally the saddest and best thing ever happened in humanity

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

>Brown, pink hair protagonist
>Story is about her being better than anyone else
>Clanker generated animation

This is peak goyslop

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

>theres 17 different homo flags

[Nicholas Carrigg @nicholascarrigg]

I gave my son all my old Legos years ago, and today, he told me that he's printing out the vintage manuals to rebuild the old sets mixed in.

"This one's from 1999."

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Hot take: I’ve always preferred organic web shooters because I like the idea that anyone can be Spider-Man.

The spider giving him web shooters leans more toward that philosophy than “Oh and btw he’s also a tech genius who just so happened to make web shooters.”

[Sam the 3rd - Quality Learing Center Graduate @ADL9485]

niggers are low IQ

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

> Gas truck
> 600 mile tank
> 4WD
> Under 25k

Holy shit this blows that slate garbage glorified EV golf cart out of the water

[VMU @VeeEmYou]

*knocks on table*
Frenchman artist! Draw her hot and with a tight butt again!

[Vale ♊️ @BitterCRZDLoner]

Rivals is weeks away from stripper themed outfits while Overwatch does Mormon tier swimsuits and the memes 38 year old aunties know about.

[TrayaCath @CrusaderTraya]

>The worst she could have said was no

[Deus vult @vult_dues]

Allah is such a loving God it shows in his followers

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

This really is fitting for GTA6 actually. This is the type of ideal woman for the Brownosphere that is the target demographic.

[MudkipNerd @MudkipNerd_]

hey man all i'm saying is we should be living in a society where crime and theft are discouraged to the point where you should be able to feel safe on the train. without some retard taking a picture and making fun of you on twitter. i know thats a really radical opinion tho

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

Lesbians make up 1.4% of the population.
Yet 60% of modern video game protagonists.

Weird.

[WesternSydneyGroyper @WestSydGroyp]

“Zoomer phenomena:

- scared of making a phone call
- unable to make eye contact
- exposed to pornography at the age of 8
-Not having sex
- Acting like either the Hitler Youth or the Red Guard online
- 12 hours of daily screen time since they were old enough to hold an iPad”

[⚜Looney⚜ @LooneyDegree594]

Pedantic gun safety gotta be the faggiest thing of the century. You could unload a firearm in front of them and point it at them and they'd still act like you tried to commit murder
Be like the nonchalant SS patriot and flag your buddies with an mg to farm aura you only live once

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Last year I played all of the Halo's with a very good friend of mine, their very first time. CE to Reach they absolutely loved it. We did 4 and it was like all the fun just got sucked away. He told me after we finished it "We're never doing 4 again, please."