my name is hercule poirot

and i am probably the greatest detective in the world (my @ says doctor because i have a phd in detehcting )

[my name is hercule poirot @DoctorPoirot]

i see evil on this train..

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Mövïès

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my name is hercule poirot

[my name is hercule poirot @DoctorPoirot]

thèré hās been a death on zis nile

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hwen ï was yüng, î sáved mÿ entieeher battalion…. Bût coûldn’t save my cæptáin….. Or my love… or zee bahlance…

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#NewProfilePic

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there has been a haunting in this zenice

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thêhr ïź a rivéhr ôf łïės on zis boat , andt évërÿ one of you is împłehcátëd in zė spider’s wehb

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inestigateing sé election añd bïdéñ wôñ

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I have spent lòtš ôf tîmè invehstįgåtîńg and i have conclûded zat trûmp getting ze virus is funny

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i only smoke mids bêcaûž if it hits tû good or bâhd zee bahlance will be dèçëmãtėd

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leht me ask you... ave yü evehr loved so much... . . Been zo posessed by jehlohsy,...
Zat you might poop your pants becuz you are so mad,

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muhrder was just zee beegining #NewProfilePic

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twö weēks ago i receïved a lettehr frouhm an anöñömÿs gentehlman , inquiring into ze whėreabouts of a blüh colöûrëd Road Rünner in ze ZouthWestern American Desert, a peculiahr animal zat goes “meep meep”

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ï ave dun söme invehstigation and ave discovered zat black lives matter, and cöpš r bad

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@heyguys89 bahlanced

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clöse to a vaccine

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@heyguys89 chemïcals

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@heyguys89 zat is what I ám fîgûrīng out

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angerÿ because of zese fuckehrs wissout masks, masks r cool and maintain ze báhłãñçê

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They spèłled it wroñg