Mark Stanley-Wood 🤖

Life rebooting, please wait...

[Mark Stanley-Wood 🤖 @DoctorRobotnik]

There goes the planet

[Mel Brooks @MelBrooks]

I told you we’d be back

[Mark Stanley-Wood 🤖 @DoctorRobotnik]

When you, a world leading cybersecurity company, accidentally execute the most successful cyber attack in recent history 😬

[Charlie Holtz @charlieholtz]

David Attenborough is now narrating my life

Here's a GPT-4-vision + @elevenlabs python script so you can star in your own Planet Earth:

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@j2bryson Indeed

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@drkatedevlin @brokenbottleboy Congratulations!

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Imagine becoming leader of the country knowing that your first speech has to be fresh, original and inspiring and then deciding you’re just going to resort to delivering two paragraphs of cliched insincerities with the same passion as a dot matrix printer.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

one mp said to me last night

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

3 weeks in and she's lost the markets $500 billion. not saying that's grounds for dismissal or anything but i once nearly lost my job for buying a curry with a company card

[Richard Murphy @RichardJMurphy]

Tax cuts are in the news as Tory party leadership candidates are talking about them as if tax was going out of fashion. It is very apparent that none of them know much about tax, so a thread to discuss some of the issues.

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@AlexBPArt @brokenbottleboy if you don't already follow

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@pinemartenot It's all good

[Austin Fisher @austinfishernz]

New Education Minister, gives a middle finger salute to members of the public outside Downing Street. If there is one image that captures everything that is wrong with this Government- it’s this.

[Mark Stanley-Wood 🤖 @DoctorRobotnik]

But still they come

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Population of Mars is still zero people!

[Mark Stanley-Wood 🤖 @DoctorRobotnik]

@CllrBooker And also to pick up the severance £££

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Update - she managed to find them only after he actually said he was going to resign. Slow clap.

[Mark Stanley-Wood 🤖 @DoctorRobotnik]

The deafening silence of our own MP is so painfully predictable. Not even the courage to publicly 'Back Boris'. Just invisible bet hedging.

[Mark Stanley-Wood 🤖 @DoctorRobotnik]

The deafening silence of our own MP is so painfully predictable. Not even the courage to publicly 'Back Boris'. Just invisible bet hedging.

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

Fair play to Chris Pincher. I’ve had some big nights but never drank so much that it brought down a government.

[Mark Stanley-Wood 🤖 @DoctorRobotnik]

@AJ_Watson_ @urbanprehisto @BlckheathHopper @becca_younger Huge congrats Dr. Watson!