Sophie

Loves Jesus, can definitely kill you, my profile pic is me cosplaying queen amidala, just wants to learn bout murder

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It’s time we start shaming Glenn Schiraldi as a society

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So, uh, this filter, huh

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Hi I have things to DO TODAY I want to go EAT so I can go get a MILKSHAKE and go to the LIBRARY but I physically cannot get myself out bed

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@halogalopagos Jokes on you I already knew what you were doing

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Currently experiencing the Pigeon Instinct. Meaning I want bread, lots of bread.

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@halogalopagos Rude

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I am the master at distracting babies

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@halogalopagos You spelt glo wrong?

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@jaowriter Rip me I guess

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Today’s game is “how long before Haley gets out of bed specifically to kill me”

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@halogalopagos These make it sound like mom has done worse and is no longer impressed by these weak crimes

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@halogalopagos “Made me fall in love with these old men” WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK, HALEY?? CONGRATS ON YOUR SUGAR DADDIES I GUESS

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@halogalopagos ARE YOU INTO HUNKLES, HALEY

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@halogalopagos

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Tried to say cool & neat. Said noot.

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Me: wow my ADHD is so calm this morning I’m so focused!

Me, exactly .02 seconds later: I forgot to text my boss back

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Me: this guy was killed in a tavern at 29

Mom: oh bummer

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@halogalopagos 🖕🏻

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@EveyJacob @halogalopagos THANK I LOV❤️

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@halogalopagos Thank you I honk you’re an old man

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I just signed up for a trial for dc universe site because I am desperate for young justice