Gert B. Frobe

Everyone’s a sinner in the balancers eye.

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What this playoff game looked like tonight:

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@lambgoat

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Why is it $110 for two tickets to see Turnover. 🫠

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@tacobell not bringing back the Baja chalupa for the decades run really feels like a personal attack.

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Any of my friends use the Bilt credit card? If so how do you like it?

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@elonmusk Plot twist, they did not make a better world for their children.

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It isn’t until you’re on a 1500 calorie diet that you see how difficult it is to eat 2,000 calories a day. I feel like Bruce Bogtrotter.

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@xmariahbrianne Awe man 😫

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If you see me lookin like this at the gym mind ya business

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Looking for WFH jobs if anyone knows of anything for please send my way!

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Happy Curesday everyone.

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If someone tells you they’re stressed and anxious, your last response should be “you have nothing to worry about” 😒

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My vibe when I’m stealing stars in Mario Party

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@xCoreyDunnx You truly have the longest streak in the game.

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Almost every straight edge kid I knew 14 years ago is now an alcoholic. Ain’t that a kick in the pants.

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I’ve been to two separate countries this year already and neither of them stamped my dang passport visas. 😫

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Me to me:

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Walked into Starbucks this morning and literally all of the workers cheered for me and my work bestie as we walked in. It was so wholesome 😭

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I’m paying for satellite radio just to hear @JohnMayer talk to me all day.

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This is the year of dead friendships.