Epic Fail Whale

Spends spare time making monsters and men. It's a hobby. You call it magic. I call it science.

[Loki Laufeyson @NotOdinsSon]

CIRCLE CIRCLE, DOT DOT, NOW YOU HAVE YOUR COOTIE SHOT!!!!!! #DrWhaleimpersonation #OUAT

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

Anyone got some big box staples and some twine? I'm um, doing "research".

This dead cat didnt belong to anyone, did it?

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

You call it magic. I call it science. In Storybrooke, they are one and the same thing.

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

@UnspokenRose_ oh my, yes!

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

Guess this Whale needs some shut eye...

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

@UnspokenRose_ *laughs*

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

<----new avvie

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

@trueloveskiss_ *curls up in an empty chair and passes out*

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

@JNWsinger thank you as well!

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

Addicted_oncer how's this? :D http://t.co/QoZ2628X

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

@trueloveskiss_ I think I do. *rubs my bleary eyes*

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

My eyes are so tired...

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

@Addicted_oncer let me make it up to you... *winks*

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

@Addicted_oncer @MissRedHeelsOz *gets dragged off by Laura* hey sweets!

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

Dr. Whale of course! RT @trueloveskiss_ Excuse me sir, but do you even know who you are?

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

@MissRedHeelsOz well...*clears throat* @Addicted_oncer is my girlfriend...but we've never talked about if we're exclusive *winks*

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

*facepalm* I am a whale in name only!!!

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

@UnspokenRose_ *grins*

[Epic Fail Whale @DoctorWhaleOUAT]

It is so wrong that Gold gets aaaaaall the women!