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[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

Decided I'm permanently moving over to Bluesky.

Follow or whatever

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

For the most part, I think I'm done with twitter for a good while.

DM if you wanna reach ya boy.

Peace.

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

No. Fuck streaming services, I pirate all my shit. And you should too.

[Markus @Powersteel_]

Piracy isn't okay. It's good see illegal sites like KimCartoons shut down. If you actually want to support these shows legally, go watch them on their official streaming service or live TV.

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

Jenna Ortega's kinda pigeonhole-ing herself into the "goth project" girl. At some point, she's probably gonna get tired of it but that's all people will want/expect from her.

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

Who sings the current cover of Beggin'? Shawn Mendez? Charlie Puth? Some other copy-paste white guy I don't care about?

Either way, anytime it comes on the radio, it just makes wanna hear the Madcon version. So much better.

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

Couple: Posts wholesome tweet, clearly just enjoying life.

Lonely Twitter locals: "Time to be miserable assholes!"

[Tini @TinekeYounger01]

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Fury defied SHIELD when they wanted to nuke a city, shot down an aircraft that was going to do it anyway, and helped destroy SHIELD when he found out how corrupt it was. Waller was willing to sacrifice a whole nation to Starro to keep America's secrets.

They'd hate each other.

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

TLC stands for Tendies, Love, and Cunnilingus

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

@ConfusedBriar It also looks undercooked. Unless it was smoked in that balloon thing, those spots of pink are not a good sign.

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

For centuries, Europeans explored (and tried to take over) the world. Stealing relics, texts, crops, animals, literal PEOPLE, and took them back to Europe.

Yet, why oh why did they leave behind the herbs and spices?

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Fancy chicken served at the 3-Michelin star Epicure restaurant in Paris, France.

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

People it's ok to dox
-Pedophiles/Rapists in general
-Serial Killers

People it's not ok to dox
-That lady that made a stank face at you in the background of your cringey video recording for social media.

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

I don't know who needs to hear this but you are not the main character. Of anything. You're barely in charge of your own life, you are not entitled to be treated any better than anybody else. And you are certainly not entitled to any "special privileges". Grow up, you bitch.

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

@ConfusedBriar And now you're also building tolerance. You're welcome

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

I've been microdosing cyanide for the last 40 years in order to build a tolerance.

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

@PRtwtConnected I'm going to take a massive shit on your doorstep

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

Baby, adult, doesn't matter. Hippos look like turds with legs.

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

And burning down a house no one even lives in anymore is a lot less fucked up than what Swerve did.

It's also probably the most tamest of actions I could/would take if I were in that position.

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

Possibly a controversial take but Hangman isn't the heal in this feud with Swerve. If a guy broke into my home and threatened my family while looming over my sleeping child, I'd go to the ends of the Earth to make him pay.

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

YA AINT PROVIN ME WRONG, YOU FOUR-EYED BITCH

[Bastard @Doctor_Bored]

The one conspiracy I subscribe to is my own belief that when Windows decides it's time to "update", it will throttle your computer before basically forcing said update by giving you that infuriating "we ran into a problem :/" bluescreen.

Fuck you, Bill Gates.