Doctor Derp [NOOBZ]

When your average damage wasn't doing too good, who's the Doctor they told you to go see?

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@Ivan_Esquiv3L Fix your gameplay noob 🙃

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Not a bad haul from the Christmas Crates this year so far #GoldNoob

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27 seconds in and this MFer got sent to the Shadow Realm 💥

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800+ ram damage 🙃

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“Why do you love the E50M?”
Me:

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REQ getting rek’d 💥

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@Blitz_Noobz The map rotation was BS… made the game so stale.

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Just waited for him to show me that juicy side armour 💥

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I don’t want your hit points. I want your soul *insert evil laugh*

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LET’S EVEN THE ODDS!!!!

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One ram… by a light tank 😮‍💨

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As much as they butchered this tank with nerfs, it’s still capable of something hilarious #worldoftanksblitz

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@Blitz_Noobz Guess I got lucky then 😅

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11 years of World of Tanks Blitz 🤯 Where does the time go? Did I pick the right tank (haven’t a clue what each tank was among the choices 🥲)

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@potentgaming_ Yeah, that’s fair. I trialled it when it first came out for the Jag, but felt I missed the speed boost. I like to get the Jag out into spots quickly that the reds are totally thrown by 🙂

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What do you have to do to Master this tank? 🤨

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After a 4 year hiatus, I’ve uploaded a quick little video to honour my loyal 5 subs. Watch if you like:

https://t.co/xJ95PJXAys

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Enabling platoons in Rating Battles is kinda stoooopid.

Welcome to my Ted Talk.

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Remember that James Bond film where Pierce Brosnan was driving around in an invisible car and everyone said that the franchise had gone too far at pathetic unrealism? Yeah, this:

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We are sharing the next researchable top tank—the German tier X LT—Rheinmetall Panzerwagen!

Fast, with regular gun and three mechanics: Concealment in movement, Tracer Shells, Adaptive Concealment 👻

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@Bushkaonblitz @PUBGMOBILE Alf Stewart would be proud mate! #stonetheflamingcrowsmartha

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@Blitz_Noobz Smashing it bro! The new Meadsy69

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@WoTBlitz The Spice Girls?

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@WoTBlitz Can you extend the event until 25th September please? I recently had surgery on my hand and it’s difficult playing the game with my feet. Thanks xox