John Futrell

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

If she doesn’t remember when it was called Wild Greens she’s too young for you bro

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

@MuscadineBLine Pop Tarts

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

@Alyssa__Lowe Lmao you look so good for such an advanced age 😂😂

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

Can’t believe a foot long at subway is $13 rn…worst Februany ever…

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

@EverySongAStory Happens to the best of us buddy…just remember you’re loved 😊

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

@JamesRoday @tomesmalls @mtavener1978 Can’t even call it a science experiment if it’s not repeatable 🤷🏼‍♂️

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

@kylemillllz Hope it was fun!

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

@Alyssa__Lowe “Like shit…I do be looking good today😏”

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

@Alyssa__Lowe Shiid I stare at myself the whole time whenever I’m on FT…if I had a job that was dependent on me communicating that way I’d get nothing done 😂😂

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

@bt_westclub Whelp…they fucked it

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

Everyone: voted WFT logo worst in sports Washington: let’s go ahead and keep just the W

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

New name, new marks

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

@HadleyMorgann9 Dude fuckin same...had covid (over Christmas none the less 😩) and lost taste and smell for about 5 days...still feelin weak/tired working this week

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

@MythicalChef Throw some tomato soup in there and you may be on to something 👀👀

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

Goes on Twitter: Has 18 notifications 🙂
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[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

It’s your own damn fault if you go to any fast food restaurant and order fish...

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

His boy tried to sneak one in then got his ass absolutely handed to em...hope he learned a lesson, like shit 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Most disrespectful moment here was “Suns in 4” https://t.co/piYbub2nQa

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

Can someone please explain to me how inflation is even a thing without the dollar being backed by the gold standard?

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

Y’all I actually stuck to my meal plan on a Saturday...progress!

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

Linda Cardellini is an absolute GODDESS

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

@sarahh_bearaa Lol some people are big fucking dumb 🤷🏼‍♂️

[John Futrell @Doctor_JDubs]

I hope all these people hoarding gas get a rude awakening when the prices go back down and they’re stuck with 200 gallons that they paid $3+ for when they could go to the station and fill up for $2.60 in a week