Kevin Crump

Professional nerd and cheese lover. Author of 'The Quay', 'The Storm' and 'The Land'- the first now available in UK bookshops and Amazon worldwide.

[Kevin Crump @Doctor_Lard]

@JackySneddon1 Very pleased to hear it Jacky 🙂

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@MrsDarthFuzz Born 1965 so I’ve had the time 🙂

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@MrsDarthFuzz Definitely 20…

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@daraobriain @DiddlySquat20 You say 'Static Pricing'; all I hear is "Private Browsing!" :)

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Untold Chapters with Kevin Crump https://t.co/H5dFiqXyX5 via @YouTube

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@gregjames Breakfast show was fabulous today. The balance was perfect - the warmth paired with the solemnity. Masterclass in presenting - bravo sir.

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@LadyJanieGeek You're missed Janie.

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@MissJoHartley ❤️

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@GabbyLogan Fantastic job throughout Gabby. And the sign-off was just perfect.

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@Pandamoanimum (I shall of course continue to buy you coffee :) )

[Kevin Crump @Doctor_Lard]

@Pandamoanimum I'm sure they do. Or just drop me your address and I'll leave some on your doorstep. It'll make a change from buying you coffee all the bloody time :)

[Kevin Crump @Doctor_Lard]

@Pandamoanimum You know I wish you all the best. Thank you for taking one for the team so I don't have to. And the character I'm writing is wholly healthy. Fiercely so in fact. As I said yesterday, won't help at all I know :)

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

MOVIE IDEA: Jurassic Park, but the fences all work and everyone just has a really lovely time.

[Kevin Crump @Doctor_Lard]

@elle91 I love what you do and applaud you for it but all those goodbyes when you've already fallen in love with them.. Tough on you - I think you're astonishing..

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@Pandamoanimum Happy Easter to you. Still cackling like a fool at the Michael Sheen thread :)

[RNLI Poole Lifeboats @PooleLifeboats]

As today is #NationalPoetryDay we thought we’d share our Lifesavers in Lockdown poem written by our Lifeboat Chair Kev and read by volunteer crew Kitty. #SavingLivesAtSea

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@fernyposh Pretty sure you'll find her on Amazon :)

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Friends Lego with lighting 🙂 #friends #lego #centralperk

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@gregjames @rafredarrows The show is a treat every day Greg - all the nonsense; all the warmth: so uplifting. Thank you friend...