Doctorgreenbarrel

Sarcastic, punny, chaotic, savage, demonic rituals under the wings of strict parents.
Yo i'm one of the last of the 90's show some respect.

[Doctorgreenbarrel @Doctorgreenbar1]

Parents: "you never stay home and spend time with us"
Me : *stays home and spend time with parents*
Me : *gets insulted by every other member in the family*
#strictparents #sarcasm #puns #FunniestTweets

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@sjn9k @sharmoot_arabi ابعت

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@MEN2g2 @itsAlextats @DowloaderBot

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@thetaeuntold7 gm

[Danny Gonzalez @dannygonzalez]

WAAAAAt the fuck

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@hungrynbored I would never do that queen

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@hungrynbored And I'll bring some shots

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@hungrynbored I'll give you hugs

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@TheWidowmakerX Sex education 😂😂

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#GreatWayToGetMyAttention mention your dog..., or any dog

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Happy alentine ay for all the single people who won't be getting the V or the D this year
#ValentinesDay #FunniestTweets #meme #Memes #funny

[Doctorgreenbarrel @Doctorgreenbar1]

Drink the whole vodka bottle

#thingsIWishIDidntDo

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#ItTookYearsTo wake up this morning

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#ItTookYearsTo get thru my first year in college

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Me after watching sex education :

"If anyone is having sexual and relationship issues contact me"
#sexeducation #sarcasm #funny

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Binge watched Sex Education yesterday
All i can say is lmao wow
#sexeducation

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Nvm the #weather is #shit now

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Today feels like a really good day
#quote #GoodDay #niceweather

[Doctorgreenbarrel @Doctorgreenbar1]

Today feels like a really good day
#quote #GoodDay #niceweather

[Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves]

I call bullshit when I hear a man say they can eat pussy for hours.

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@KellyReillyFans An *onion*

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An onion
#OddThingsToLoanYourNeighbor

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@Slazo Bruh that's some boob chin you got over there