DapperGuar

Streamer, writer, giver of life advice to get YOU over the hump. Everyone's weird uncle. Content Creation Consulting by request.

[DapperGuar @Doctorscraps]

Dapper’s Rules for Success:
-Control your Horny
-Don’t be reckless
-SERIOUSLY, control your horny!
-Disregard the Zeitgeist
-Be someone’s Satan
-Break something on purpose

[DapperGuar @Doctorscraps]

I absolutely hate everything about DCs Absolute comics. You can’t reinvent the wheel with a cube.

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@ElaraVtuber I would say “The battle begins” and throw a sock at your head and take off running.

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Cultural groups in Azeroth: “We are going to put aside our differences to stand together in the face of yet another world ending catastrophe….Until it’s over…Then things will get complicated.”

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I use AI image generators for personal use for two reasons—
1- I think it’s neat
2-I get a semi knowing that doing so is cheesing someone off

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I refuse to believe that across all of human history, that it took til 1963 for someone to come up with the idea of the Smiley Face.

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My flatulence is a proven superpower.

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I need to just embrace the fact that I don’t know what I’m doing at any second of any day.

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I’m currently promoting myself as an emotional support animal for VTubers. I work cheap.

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Princess Zelda wasn’t even on my radar until they cut her hair for BOTW. It’s the little things.

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@DokiDoFreaky Like that is even a question. It’s like my reputation means nothing.

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I miss my Twitch days.
But I do not miss the impulse to talk to myself while I’m playing Blue Prince.

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I cast Unstable Skyrim Modlist.

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@UnyinNSFW That was one time.

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@octokuro_model @sophieraiin Only today? Crap I didn’t know there was a special on.

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Today I can finally cleanse myself and pray I never ever have to suffer Mistress Isabelle Brooks affront to Drag on RPDR ever ever again.

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I am about 8 years late to the Duck Tales reboot series.

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I miss playing MMOs but I came down with the Adult and I just don’t got that kinda time anymore.

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Todd Howard really just spat in my mouth and called me a whore while I said thank you today.

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@Makarimorph Have my fries

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@kuromiyalucien Klavier