emma dodge

all sham no wow • nervous twins fan • she/they • university of minnesota alum

[emma dodge @DodgeEmma]

i love having a dog named perry because whenever we lose him we all say where’s perry like every single episode of phineas and ferb ever

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

Can the waitress in red lobsters plz bring me another dr.pepper >:(

[abymael @abymaelx]

O doguinho que aprendeu a andar em cima de uma bola laranja gigante e decidiu que a partir de agora só se movimentará assim.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.

[Esteban @RedSoxAsere]

I will die for my country of scottish boston

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[james @jms_tny]

One time on a podcast appearance Kelly mantle asked what you’re supposed to do during marvel movies and the person was like “what do you mean you sit and watch it” and she said “I always feel like i’m supposed to be doing something more”

[Shocky @illogically7]

Yk at first you do the 6-7 ironically to relate to the kids...then you get addicted to it. Every time someone says those numbers in that order your arms can't help themselves. They just do it. Pope Bob is not immune to this.

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

slowly, little by little, energy and joy will find you again

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[ً @wynrosei]

I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."

[Jelena @Feralfairy13]

Sometimes I forget this is the whole point

[Christopher @molochofficial]

Took me embarrassingly long to learn that water towers aren’t just an oddly ostentatious way of storing water

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

audibly gasped

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Your official guide for bees this summer