Dodge Ramen

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[Dodge Ramen @DodgeRamen]

@EvilMopacATX The REAL evil is when you pay the $12 and end up watching the regular lanes go faster.

[Dodge Ramen @DodgeRamen]

@tkohl The party that titled two of Jeff Beck’s most popular albums. I don’t need to name them, you know

[Dodge Ramen @DodgeRamen]

@kyleumlang @CottonBowlGame Interesting you chose that score….

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Karen Pence completely ignores the man who incited the mob that wanted to hang her husband.

Good for her

[Dodge Ramen @DodgeRamen]

Truth

[Qondi @QondiNtini]

We will stop talking about race when people stop doing things like this

Deal?

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

Donald, this is not the Soviet Union. You can’t change the truth and you cannot silence us. Remember all your lies about the voting machines, the election workers, your countless allegations of fraud that never happened? Many of your lawyers have been sanctioned, disciplined or disbarred, the courts ruled against you, and dozens of your own White House, administration, and campaign aides testified against you. Remember how you sent a mob to our Capitol and then watched the violence on television and refused for hours to instruct the mob to leave? Remember how your former Vice President prevented you from overturning our Republic? We remember. And now, as you take office again, the American people need to reject your latest malicious falsehoods and stand as the guardrails of our Constitutional Republic — to protect the America we love from you.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Two great American Presidents finally met today

[Dodge Ramen @DodgeRamen]

@tkohl The two characters in the middle are problematic.

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@averytomascowx Yeah but what is the forecast for Atlanta on Saturday?

[Dodge Ramen @DodgeRamen]

@cosmiccowboy That’s true. Sorry the tone of my response was adversarial.

[Dodge Ramen @DodgeRamen]

@tkohl Surprised they proactively reached out to you. Was it USAA? I don’t think many other insurance companies would do that.

[Dodge Ramen @DodgeRamen]

@TracesofTexas It’s like ice cream vs. flan. You aren’t wrong.

[Dodge Ramen @DodgeRamen]

@indiandoIl This phrase has been used in corporate boardrooms for years. It’s about responding to a scandal, impropriety, etc. Damage control. It’s totally referring to that. Investigators need to figure that out.

[Dodge Ramen @DodgeRamen]

@KolHaolam This phrase has been used in corporate boardrooms for years. It’s about responding to a scandal, impropriety, etc. can’t believe the media hasn’t figured that out yet!

[Dodge Ramen @DodgeRamen]

@TonyJMatos The phrase has literally been used in corporate boardrooms for years. It’s about responding to a scandal, impropriety, etc. can’t believe the media hasn’t figured that out yet!

[Dodge Ramen @DodgeRamen]

@WilesPrest12975 @ahmedrazaadv @BBCBreaking Not cryptic at all. The phrase has literally been used in corporate boardrooms for years. It’s about responding to a scandal, impropriety, etc. can’t believe the media hasn’t figured that out yet!

[Dodge Ramen @DodgeRamen]

@EvilMopacATX I raise you one and suggest they should be running country

[Dodge Ramen @DodgeRamen]

He’s right. It’s not like Trump is going to face any consequences anyway, so just do the pardon for good optics. Might payoff down the road.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

President Biden should Pardon Trump just to try and end this ridiculous division and hatred that we see in this country.