Barry Lyndon

pater familias

[Barry Lyndon @Dodger86]

"Everything happens for a reason" - Yes, I too believe in the causal nature of classical physics

[Barry Lyndon @Dodger86]

June 25, 2014 - the day the song "My Humps" passed from our collective consciousness

[Barry Lyndon @Dodger86]

Starbucks at 8am closely resembles the waiting room of a methadone clinic

[Barry Lyndon @Dodger86]

Where has all the laughter gone?

[Barry Lyndon @Dodger86]

In 5 years I will be wildly successful writer of Young Adult fiction

[Barry Lyndon @Dodger86]

I know it's early, but I think Brick Mansions is a wrap for Best Picture

[Barry Lyndon @Dodger86]

There are now 5 hiphop CEOs to every 1 human being #statistics

[Kevin Sieff @ksieff]

Kandahar is just your average town where the president's cousin keeps his lion chained next to a neon fountain.

[Barry Lyndon @Dodger86]

We're only a few trillion empty purchases away from universal happiness

[Barry Lyndon @Dodger86]

Everyone should work in marketing

[Barry Lyndon @Dodger86]

The secret of life is a series of outlet malls

[Barry Lyndon @Dodger86]

Thank you Tony Robbins

[Barry Lyndon @Dodger86]

On an Indiana Jones style hunt for the source of this dog crap smell

[Barry Lyndon @Dodger86]

When I grow up, I want to be a Life Alert pitchman

[Hannah Rae Armstrong @HannahRaeArms]

Let's all take selfies to stave off civil war in Libya.