DodgersAdviceCat

I break glass ceiling as first Dodger Cat. I gives important advice to Don Mattinglys. I fight for equality for Dodger Dogs & Cats. But mostlys I eat tunas.

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I wants homefield advantage for the @Dodgers WS. I haz 9 email accounts voting Royals to AllStars. #DodgerCat #Dodgers

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I see a flock of birds on the mounds. #Pounce

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My litterbox is in the visitors dugout.

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As a domestic short hair, I haz to admit I jealous of @dodgers Greinke's locks. #DodgerCat

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So many birds... I trying to resist...natural instincts.... #DodgerCat #Dodgers #Pounce

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Zack Greinke and I haz ability to communicate telepathically. He iz in zone and ready to send birds home perched on an L #DodgerCat

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I haz good news @dodgers fans. The tears of the Cardinals haz ended the drought. #DodgerCat

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@BlakeW47 I advise Puig to bat flip singles so the tears of the Giants and Cardinals will end the drought.

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@Lukasmudd Past performance does not always dictate future. Adjustment and growth come from failures. #DodgerCat

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@RaiderDodgers24 I does not recommend. That would result in thousands of hybrid Cardinal/Dodgers. #DodgerCat

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@mmacvean It iz possible he waz running from skunk.

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@DodgersLowDown I iz cat.

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Dear Mattinglys, if we lose tonight, meet me in my kitty condo. We need to talk lineups. #DodgerCat

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@DodgersLowDown I can haz Corey Seager?

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@DodgersLowDown I thanks you for following me even though I am cat. Go Dodgers!

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@choptop29 @DodgersNation I recommends more patience.

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@DNVince @DodgersNation I looks at the lineup and I believes him.

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@Andrew_PCL @truebluela I iz going on hunger strike until he iz called up. Or until I am hungry.

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@gharo34 We haz 5
.200 hitters in this linesup. I may or may not pee in the StL Gatorade. #IDidAlready

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I haz advised Clayton to throw a perfect game. I iz sick of birds chirping. Ready to pounce. #DodgerCat