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Opposite of Poet Laureate of Dodger Twitter People

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@DodgersAndrew ACL at least, gotta be

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@DodgersAndrew

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Judge looks like Pedro
Cerrano versus breaking
Balls. So throw fastballs.

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Can’t say I cannot
Believe this is happening.
Cuz it always does.

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I have some bad news.
Los Angeles Dodgers of
October are here.

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@Matthew__Moreno Did that water cooler go right down the dick to Tatis too?

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Bizarro Jeff Kent and Russell Martin thrown out at the plate on the same play.

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@BRWalkoff Odalis Perez

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Kelly breaking 4
Guys ribs is the only way
Back in the series

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The curse of Souza
Jr takes down Kolton Wong
Quite predictably.

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What kind of dance do
You do for a backwards K
With tying runs on?

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Only surprising
Thing was that no Dodgers were
Involved in this shit

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The @Braves turn the first-ever 8-5-3 double play in the #Postseason ... and it ends the game!

h/t: @SlangsOnSports, @EliasSports

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Bat Will Smith 3rd for
6 months with a busted rib.
What could go wrong, dude?