Dodgy Tim

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

@DodgyTim ...... What if it had been something more serious in the bag?
C'mon you guys at walkers check yer bags!
#wotsitallabout!

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

Walkers Sensations Quality Control. Enjoying a bag of sweet chilli sensations found a wotsit at the bottom of the bag

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

Why does an iPhone automatically change the word "drinkypoos" to "stinky pops"[email protected]/mindlessbollox

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

@SophieDenty .....lol....crawler

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

@SophieDenty nice comment
#ungratefulknowitallchild

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

@SophieDenty you'll need to wash it then ... From last time you used it!! .... It'll have a few cultures growing on it by now!

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

@SophieDenty nicely announced you Pratt .....mot!

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

@SophieDenty your definately missing something ..... Like a project for mrs Muir [email protected]

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

@SophieDenty the offer of doughnuts was as hollow as the doughnuts them self ..after you ate the middle out in a 2am fridge feast raid mot!

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

Irn Bru latest advert ...Quality....#pushupBraGrouphug

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Warning: Don't get shampoo in your eyes. It really stings.
There. Now no one has to fucking torture any animals for their entire lives.
RT

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

Must ha been drifting off for a moment there!....ok now

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

OMG so satisfying using a petrol chain saw with a new chain! Almost sexual!..wood, skin, bone,anything actually.. no need for the hocky mask

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

12:30 jus finished strippin beds full of sick n washin floors ...nice home comin...never again

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

Daughters party back to find 1 huggin toilet, 1 sick in bedrm passed out,1 sick in bedrm n so out of it had to be showered n parents called

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

Not at all

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

120mile round trip n a day off work to fetch leedsfest tickets that I,ve already paid for!!!

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

Has anyone else had bad service from SEETICKETS

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

Daughters Leedsfest ticket not arrived from SEETICKETS despite them having my£220 for the last 8 months SHODDY-SHODDY SERVICE

[Dodgy Tim @DodgyTim]

I smell so bad #likepoo