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[lingy @Dodgygrl]

Me: it’s ok to ask for help
My brain: except I cannot because helping me is a burden too large to request from anyone.

[lingy @Dodgygrl]

If you can’t afford to buy from small businesses right now, it is absolutely free to like and share their content on social media! You could be the reason they got enough customers this month to stay in business.

[lingy @Dodgygrl]

If u can see the dog hair all over my clothes ur too close

[lingy @Dodgygrl]

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[Jesper The Klaun - clown @jespertheklaun]

Hilarious repost from @dodgygrl ! 🤡🤣🎪 #clowngirl #sexyclown #cuteclown #clown #funny #funnyclown #crazy #crazyclown #psychoclown #horror #horrorclown #prettyclown #clownlove #coulrophilia #coulrophobia

[lingy @Dodgygrl]

Next time u feel ugly just remember that we are wet meaty skeletons and we are ALL ugly 🖤

[lingy @Dodgygrl]

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[PÜR Beauty @purcosmetics]

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[lingy @Dodgygrl]

@UPackMoving can I get a crumb of compassion as a treat please.

[lingy @Dodgygrl]

*looking at a map*
Me: Okay, I need to head East.
My brain: Never Eat Shredded Wheat.

[lingy @Dodgygrl]

@JacPetrova IT FUCKING STINKS IN HERE, MEL

[lingy @Dodgygrl]

@xo_cedes INCOMING CUTLET

[lingy @Dodgygrl]

@salemknightley Excuse me I’m ur best friend

[lingy @Dodgygrl]

No one:
@salemknightley : idk if you knew this but I used to be a whore

[lingy @Dodgygrl]

The sexual tension between you and someone with ur same aesthetic at the grocery store.

[lingy @Dodgygrl]

I want to find several Aquarius men on bumble and invite them all on a date so I can watch them avoid confronting me about it.

[lingy @Dodgygrl]

What a GORGEOUS day to never apologize for having boundaries.

[lingy @Dodgygrl]

A Leo man once apologized to me and before I even accepted the apology he was demanding attention.

[lingy @Dodgygrl]

I love supportive friends like my angel Salem that genuinely want to see you succeed. 🥺

[lingy @Dodgygrl]

@realalvajay A Taurus and a PISCES?!????? girl NO

[lingy @Dodgygrl]

What signs do u think can co exist best in a friend group?? I’ll go first I think Capricorns cuz they validate each other’s priorities.