Daniel

Devious Dan

[Daniel @DoesSexGood]

Sade

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@meddic_ The crisper the better

[Daniel @DoesSexGood]

Anyone else’s dog stupid in the head

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Golf

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Just witnessed a white dude cover Redbone on a ukulele

[ਜਹਾਨ jahan @TRAP_CHAIR]

zoboomerfoo

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Remember paying $0.99 for one song lol

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Why was every dude in the 1930s named Dick or Willy or Penis

[𓆏𓆏𓆏 @ZeroSexMafia]

got barred from a kickback boutta go on a beer run and wallow in self-party:(

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@ZeroSexMafia @JahanSandhu

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Hey

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Bit into a really mealy apple today, which sucked.

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What if it was aprum instead of pluot

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Goodbye shower that doesn't have hair plastered to the wall

[Daniel @DoesSexGood]

The universe is expanding but we can't measure it because the rulers are also expanding

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Loll ever just sit there and realize that lobsters are mermaids to scorpions

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We are part of a club

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For those of you that know me... I'm a nobody. And you can't kill someone with no body

[Daniel @DoesSexGood]

That moment you realize you're a dog