Shannon Stidman

My pic is AI enhanced. I wish I looked like that!

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

A New World Screwworm was identified yesterday in Austin 😬

It was at a Steiner Ranch swinger party and he goes by Ted

[Jake Bruce @JakeGhost_]

Genuinely just spent 6 months growing my Facebook page from 0-94,000 followers and growing fast just to be hit with a monetization AND a platform reach ban because of “inauthentic engagement”.

PLEASE share this so I can get my page back up and running for you guys over there🙏🏼 @Meta

[Jake Bruce @JakeGhost_]

On a mission to be the best ghost hunter👻

[Shannon Stidman @Doestsky]

@LinkedInLunat1c Someone telling me not to take myself too seriously is just too condescending

[RealRawNews @RealRawNews1]

Kudos to the to the young aviation enthusiasts who captured this thermal image of what' could be an F-47 prototype flying over Groom Lake. It's certainly a convential aircraft, as it exhibts only ballistic flight characteristics, but it's certainly something we haven't seen before. I've heard some people say it's a stolen Chinese J-20, but the sillhoustes don't match. I believe it is a fighter capable of hypersonic flight

[Financial Physics @FinancialPhys]

Armed carjackers were neutralized by the truck owner

Unfortunately, these kids will all be released back into gen-pop in 48 hours to do more of this

they

have to make sure there’s room for weed dealers instead

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

On my last day of a job many years ago I asked who was up for a quick pint. Everyone I asked said no. I was so embarrassed I just sneaked out and left. I got a text on the train asking me where I was and a picture of them all in the pub waiting for me. Never replied

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[Ladyofyourlife @orleansway]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[FOX 7 Austin @fox7austin]

A prominent Catholic priest was removed from his role as an exorcist in his archdiocese after comments he made linking UFOs to the presence of demon activity in a recent Facebook post. https://t.co/S1YqMXhntb

[The Veil Between Us 2 @SeeingTheVeil2]

Just a little timeline cleanse ❤️❤️

[Shannon Stidman @Doestsky]

Nice kid

[Shannon Stidman @Doestsky]

yujateaandpi
Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

If only there were a safe process for removing pathogens from milk.

[Shannon Stidman @Doestsky]

@LinkedInLunat1c I am tired but how does Twitter compare to SQL? They should require drug tests and breathalyzers before people post to Linkedin.

[Shannon Stidman @Doestsky]

@DarthMahm @EvilMopacATX Exactly. Just don't understand this

[Shannon Stidman @Doestsky]

@EvilMopacATX LMFAO yes

[SweetPea @SweetPea1636]

Is she really this dense???