My video for Who Gets The Cows? is here friends. It's been a while coming. Some hard graft put in by my mate and his iPhone gimble. @D0YoU gave it wings, or udders. Whatever. Enjoy!
https://t.co/j45ybP9bjR
I know a few lads who’ve also shelved long held dreams of running out in the B&W @ SJP. I’ll be happy to act as an agent to secure their services for you. I know one of them had a fierce left foot, another is a serial dribbler. Wage demands will be nowt compared to Jamaal and co.
@NUFC I have always wanted to wear the shirt and kick a ball around for the toon. Now you have no players to pick from, consider me for DM. Not afraid to put a boot in and a reliable recycler of possession. I’ll even do the job for a fraction of Henri Saivet’s wages, cash only.