Jane Dozer

weh

[Jane Dozer @DogGirlJane]

@MoodyKnowsNada

[JoeBIll11793 @Joebill11793]

Gorgeous Latina: Here. I will teach you how to roll your R's when you speak

Me *on the verge of tears*: I would love that. But I'm too stupid. I'm too fucking stupid for this

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

holy shit

[Jane Dozer @DogGirlJane]

@Apayauq1 @superexcitebike got like ten vials in my medicine cabinet 🫡

[Jane Dozer @DogGirlJane]

@DannyVegito @BryanDan1elson really really good post

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

@BryanDan1elson a man has no change, brother

[derek @derpo377]

We’re opening the box, Dewey. You don’t want no part of this shit.

[🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @Scoobydouchebag]

The standard of living used to be so high that a minimum wage worker could afford to give a whole pack of smokes to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

[Jane Dozer @DogGirlJane]

@SAMOYEDCORE @GirlCamoX86 for like 14 hours dmt made me feel like i was kicked in the head by a mule as a child

[Jane Dozer @DogGirlJane]

@NONBINARYFAN very very good post keep it up

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

my Religious mother : oh my !!! it smells like the Devil's Lettuce in here. 🍃 is that the Devil's Lettuce !!!!

evil lettuce 🥬: i Think we Should make cars that crash on purpose 👹👹

[Jane Dozer @DogGirlJane]

@TaxedBrassDied @brickett24 not so funny now is it

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

flight attendant: is anyone on this flight a lifelong dilettante? we need someone who just dabbles with a bit of everything right now

[Jane Dozer @DogGirlJane]

@eenuttings wait please tell me there will be reruns

[primordial soup kitchen @fernbirg]

(Texting my 100,000 man heist crew)
Another job well done, $3.75 has been wired to each of your accounts.

[Connie @themerryjester1]

They are connected by a terrorist organisation called the Virginia Company which was formed to unleash senseless violence on North America 420 years ago, resulting in the creation of the hyper-violent religious fanatics we now know as "Americans".

[Jane Dozer @DogGirlJane]

@eenuttings that’s oomf on jeopardy!!!!

[the lil faggot from dire straits money for nothing @eenuttings]

hi i'm gonna be on jeopardy on october 5th! that's monday! i expect all my loyal followers to watch and to organize watch parties

[mike @spaghoner]

valve launches a new tf2 charity drive where every kill scored by red team adds another dollar to charity and every kill from blue team subtracts one

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

you were here to meet a 1,300 year old genie