DogHouse Al

Vinyl Junkie. Forever Young.

[DogHouse Al @DogHouse_Al]

@PhilSpencerTV 20 years in the holiday home game.
Can I help in anyway?

[DogHouse Al @DogHouse_Al]

@LennyFontana @DuaneHarden Still straight up 🔥

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[WalesOnline 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @WalesOnline]

A DJ who filmed himself urinating on an elderly man has appeared in court https://t.co/gh5uwEtabT

[DogHouse Al @DogHouse_Al]

@PembsHerald

[DogHouse Al @DogHouse_Al]

New speed calming measures here on South Road seem to be a bit rough on the mobility scooters and kids cycling to school.
@WTelegraph @WalesOnline @Pembrokeshire

[Welsh Bollocks 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @welshbollocks]

Bad news if you were planning on visiting Wales this weekend due to the promised heatwave. All Welsh beaches will be shut for essential maintenance. They should be open again in September 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿👍🏻

[DogHouse Al @DogHouse_Al]

#backtowork Tomorrow
#newyearnewjob
#LetsGetItOn

[DogHouse Al @DogHouse_Al]

@djmarkfarina Played a night with Digs and Woosh here in West Wales around 1994.
DIY were pioneers of the free party scene and always came with such a quality, laid back vibe.
Those were indeed the days of our lives.

[DogHouse Al @DogHouse_Al]

Uploaded "Gotta Keep On Pumpkin It Up" to @mixcloud https://t.co/gYiQ0WynPA listen now!

[DogHouse Al @DogHouse_Al]

@djmarkfarina Got to be the UK. No way you guys would want a Hillman Avenger over there..

[DogHouse Al @DogHouse_Al]

Uploaded "The 2nd Jab" to @mixcloud https://t.co/iyghe6ROhw listen now!

[DogHouse Al @DogHouse_Al]

Uploaded "Glitching Ain't Easy" to @mixcloud https://t.co/tcdVLhQhFX listen now!

[DogHouse Al @DogHouse_Al]

New show "The Jam Nitty Gritty 31_10_2020" up now at https://t.co/nyaKddwnD4 Check it out now!

[DogHouse Al @DogHouse_Al]

@SCrabbPembs One less thing to claim on expenses ..

[DogHouse Al @DogHouse_Al]

Uploaded "Pandemic At The Disco" to @mixcloud https://t.co/uJfdVuandM listen now!

[DogHouse Al @DogHouse_Al]

Just told the Mrs. We'll try and get the kids off to bed a bit early so we can get Salvage Huntered right up..@DrewPritchard

[DogHouse Al @DogHouse_Al]

Just uploaded "Mark Muller & Al Bundy DogHousin' Back2Back" to @mixcloud https://t.co/ZLJNNu6zJo Listen up!

[DogHouse Al @DogHouse_Al]

@WalesOnline Always lots of sausage action there.. @hywel1974 @Richie_Ronco @jamiepannell

[DogHouse Al @DogHouse_Al]

#working It To The Bone @Lydstep