Micheles Live Tweets

Hollywood glamorize my wrath, I'm a young urban psychopath

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Fuck that guy dude

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This bitch really just didn’t let me hold a ferret at petco. Uneducated mother fucker. Does he know how social they are? They need interaction fuck you man fuck you

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I miss that

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When I'm on my period my boyfriend calls me his little uterus. It's peculiar and sweet

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Har har har

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I just wanna ask the female trainers at my gym what the fuck they’re looking at. I know what the male trainers are looking at har har har

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Do snakes fart? And if so, wtf do you think it smells like. Probably pepper or dust

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Ew wtf

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Something feels right about hitting shoulders on a rainy day 💚

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Oh wow

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I am absolutely juiced from this pre workout with creatine. Also I peed a little while doing hip thrusts. Gotta strain the bladder to grow the booty?

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Just trying to raise awareness

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Don’t ever be mean to your dog about being smelly because he can’t help it and he doesn’t understand

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Not since I made my insta private... but ya

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Are you ever at the gym and you see an old man and you’re like, I think he follows me on Instagram

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Xoxo gossip girl

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Hey guys whatd you do today? I got scammed by a con artist saying they were from the social security administration and gave them my SSN! Happy Friday! Pray I don’t get my identity stolen xoxo

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I’m gonna retweet my funny tweets. You’re welcome

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The nail salon lady fasho just said something about my hairy legs.

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I’m backkkkk bitchessss!!!!

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I’m so good at math I kinda miss school and feeling smart as hell. Maybe I will go to grad school

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This shit got me dying

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When you think your Lyft driver is gay then he starts hitting on you. Why did I leave the house?

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Is it weird that I want kankles? Like I think they’re cute

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Whoever smells like pizza sauce at the gym fuck you

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Can my coworkers not listen to fucking uncle mother fuckin cracker @6:57am. Like I would rather listen to screamo. Talk about not the vibe

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Also who is so cruel that they would wear such horrid perfume on an airplane

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If you have bunion or bunyun whatever those nasty ass toes with the bones sticking out the sides you shouldn’t wear sandals