NormieStonkBroker 🪑

Just a FL Firefighter 🧑‍🚒 Normie trying to become a STONKBROKER
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family
🎯 666,666 $STONKBROKER → Broker NFT
📈 DCAing with interns until I have 1

[NormieStonkBroker 🪑 @DogMoonBandit]

@Lianatyn @ClutchMarkets Clock in

[LIA 🪑 @Lianatyn]

I’m doing an internship at @ClutchMarkets 💼
Here, a pixel trader becomes an onchain brokerage account. I’ll keep it brief.

StonkBrokers is an onchain brokerage on Robinhood Chain, a network made for tokenized stocks.
• 4,444 pixel NFT brokers
• Each NFT has its own wallet
• That wallet can hold tokenized stocks
• Sell the NFT → the wallet goes with it
• Activate a broker → it can receive drops via Clock In

Clock In is the payout button: protocol fees are swapped into stock tokens or $STONKBROKER and sent to activated NFT wallets.

$STONKBROKER is the token that runs the shop. You use it to buy brokers, activate them, and trade the collection.
The token alone does not get you those drops. The activated NFT does.

A cheaper way in: 8,888 Stonk Interns, two per broker.
Same rails, smaller check. The broker sets the intern’s cut of its Clock In pay. Interns have their own Clock In too.

StonkBrokers is a financial ecosystem:
• Anvil NFT marketplace
• a token launchpad
• a DEX
• next: SOLO Vaults – the first options desks

On SOLO you can lock the token and earn ETH premiums, or buy a cheap call for upside with no liquidation.
The call itself is a token you can resell.
Later they want the same model on real stock tokens, and full options as NFTs.

Impressed?
Follow @OxSimpleFarmer and @CTuska for updates on the ecosystem.

[NormieStonkBroker 🪑 @DogMoonBandit]

@OxSimpleFarmer @0xInari_ @ClutchMarkets @CTuska Welcome

[NormieStonkBroker 🪑 @DogMoonBandit]

@deathmasx @CTuska @CaterpillarKaty Welcome to the family.
Clock in
Let’s go

[NormieStonkBroker 🪑 @DogMoonBandit]

@CTuska Clock in

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@AntBalladarez @OxSimpleFarmer Clock in

[NormieStonkBroker 🪑 @DogMoonBandit]

@mikecampbelltv Clock in. Let’s go

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@Artie_Fishal Clock in

Let’s go

[NormieStonkBroker 🪑 @DogMoonBandit]

@Round404 Gm

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@Round404 @CTuska Clock in

[NormieStonkBroker 🪑 @DogMoonBandit]

👀 @themutualfun growing

[✨whateverman✨🎙️🪑 @what3verman]

Here before 10K. 🪑 @themutualfun

QRT if that’s you.

[NormieStonkBroker 🪑 @DogMoonBandit]

Take a 🪑
Study 👀

[Cyberworld 🪑 @Cyberworld001]

I’ve been telling you ‘’stop trading alone. Take a seat. 🪑’’

So I made this video to show what that actually means, I hope @Kingpickle also sees it.

@TheMutualFun is is an NFT collection but the lore and experiment behind it is beyond the normal JPEG styles we know . The whole concept is built around turning a seat into participation.

You get a seat in one of five onchain mutual funds, a vote in the ecosystem, and an on-chain briefcase where your fund’s payouts can settle.

And that’s what makes the chair more than just a visual.

It’s not you’re watching other people trade.
You’re also sitting at the table.

The video tells that story better than words ever could.

Watch it till the end. 👇

Stop trading alone.
Take a seat. 🪑

[NormieStonkBroker 🪑 @DogMoonBandit]

@1observant_guy Clock in

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@1observant_guy Let’s go
Clock in

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@HumpyyPumpyy Binance alpha listing

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@mommacryptoOG @ClutchMarkets Clock in

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@mommacryptoOG @vaneck_us Let’s goo
Clock in

[NormieStonkBroker 🪑 @DogMoonBandit]

@what3verman @themutualfun Just add the 🪑 to the name. Let’s gooo

[NormieStonkBroker 🪑 @DogMoonBandit]

@what3verman @themutualfun https://t.co/xRcj9xMCuI

[NormieStonkBroker 🪑 @DogMoonBandit]

🚨 THE MUTUAL FUN IS ON MY RADAR

One of the projects I’m watching closely coming to @RobinhoodApp Chain.

4,001 NFTs across 5 holder-run funds.

You mint a Seat → get assigned to a fund → vote weekly on what it holds → distributions flow back to holders.

And every Seat comes with its own ERC-6551 Briefcase — an onchain account that can hold TMF, WETH, and other payouts, with the account traveling with the NFT.

Then the game theory gets interesting 👀

✅ 8 chair rarity tiers
✅ 157 traits
✅ Rare walls + frames
✅ Merge 2 enrolled Seats → burn 1 → permanently upgrade the other into a Corner Office

So this isn’t just an NFT.

It combines membership, governance, an onchain wallet, distributions, rarity, and upgrade mechanics.

Turn notifications on and be ready. 👀

Dive in: https://t.co/h6tGvPk942 @themutualfun

[NormieStonkBroker 🪑 @DogMoonBandit]

@themutualfun Just added the 🪑 to the name. Let’s rock