Nezu

I smoke cigs and teach kids not to suck at their quirk...

[Nezu @DogMouseBear]

All Might when he hears Midoriya is in trouble

[Nezu @DogMouseBear]

Haven’t posted in awhile, just out hear watching my students do stupid shit and beating my meat

[Nezu @DogMouseBear]

@pokimanelol She’s bae

[. @grinberryall]

i did a bad thing

[Nezu @DogMouseBear]

@MisaTheBixby You get an A if you come to the academy

[Nezu @DogMouseBear]

Everyone: must be easy being the principal

Me:

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

Ladies just because hot girl summer is over doesn’t mean you have to stop being a hot girl, it’s THOTUM. Go get your ass ate in a pumpkin patch. Sprinkle pumpkin spice seasoning on your tiddies. Send spooky nudes. Ghost him

[Nezu @DogMouseBear]

@OGRubberman Dem titties

[Nezu @DogMouseBear]

Me: send in the All Might
Every other person at home watching the news:

[Nezu @DogMouseBear]

@Cybrid101

[Nezu @DogMouseBear]

@sinofsomeone Clap those cheeks on a Tuesday

[Nezu @DogMouseBear]

@IzukuMi22951021 It’s just all might being himself

[Nezu @DogMouseBear]

In the beginning...

All Might: “I believe in this boy deku... he has the potential to be great”

Me: *in my head*

[Nezu @DogMouseBear]

@IzukuMi22951021 Ya boi is on the case. Getting our top U.A analyzers on this one...

[Hit @GuaranteedHit]

After this this man Gogeta went SSB, Broly couldn't even land 1 hit on him, some 🐐 shit

[Nezu @DogMouseBear]

Bakugo when Deku does something stupid

[Nezu @DogMouseBear]

Just imagine if they someone had a quirk like escanors ability... that’s top student material until night time

[Nezu @DogMouseBear]

I still can’t believe this was said