Daphne

I'm a Lab, Border Collie Mix. My parents are @NickSchweitzer and @AllyMSchweitzer. My brother is @DogNamedLogan

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

Toooooo Cold!!!!

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

My parents say I need to resolve to be better behaved, especially to my brother, this year. I’ll think about it.

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

While I don’t get all the hype about playing in the snow, I do know I get even prettier when it falls on me! #glisteningdog

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

Bath day. Now I don’t smell like the animals I must hunt anymore. 😡

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

I got whistled at on my walk today! I know I'm all that, but it's nice to get valuation.

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

What is this #PiDay thing everyone is freaking out about? It's my birthday, darn it! Celebrate ME!

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

Daphne the Devil Guard Dog at your service https://t.co/CYgcsXACWT

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

@DogNamedLogan Aww man! How come I didn't get to go?!

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

My mama was making shadow puppets on the ceiling last night and I did not like it one bit. Does she want me to have nightmares?!

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

Did you know that rabbits squeek when you squeeze them? They're just like my favorite toys!!

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

OMG! I could do this all day!!!

[Logan @DogNamedLogan]

Merry Christmas from me and my sister @DogNamedDaphne!

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

The gate was open... I had my chance. Who am I kidding - I'm not running around the neighborhood in this cold!

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

Why doesn't the squirrel want to play with me?! I just wanted to have a little fun!

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

My parents keep calling me a cat in disguise. I'll admit it: I'm sassy, stubborn and very independent. Maybe I'm just really smart! #notacat

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

When a human breaks a nail, they can just file it down. When I break a nail, its a major ordeal! Owie!

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

I overheard my parents talking about getting me DNA tested... I wonder what breed my parents are! https://t.co/RhC1EZnT8d

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

Dear Kong - Please make more durable toys. This one lasted about 10 minutes. kthxbye

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

What do you mean I have too many toys?

[Daphne @DogNamedDaphne]

Happy Easter Everyone!