Em&m

out here training dogs, riding quads, and horsin’ around

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

I liked leopard print before it was even a thing

My mom used to say it was just a phase

Nope

It’s been a lifestyle since 2010 🐆

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

I had 2 people today tell me “when” I have kids and I just don’t appreciate that energy

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

Talking to my brother on the phone reminds me that he is an adult and I don’t like it

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

$8.50 for a pint of ice cream is criminal

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

You know you’re lazy when you check the ring camera instead of getting up from the couch and walking 2 feet over to look out the window

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

The healthier I try to eat the more I crave unhealthy things

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

When the love of your life says “can I go to sleep” instead of “yes babe we should buy a second house as an investment property to start our way towards financial freedom” <<<

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

Tristin falls asleep in 3.2 seconds - literally AS SOON as he closes his eyes like what is this witchcraft

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

I just want food ALL THE TIME

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

I foresee a future of me getting mad when people spell Tristin’s name with an A

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

Whoa I get on Twitter after awhile and everything’s changed

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

Let’s play “is dad sleeping or watching the movie”

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

People have such aesthetically pleasing houses and I aspire to have that and have minimal things but also… I order like 3 things on Amazon a day 😅

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

I started investing in the wroooooong year y’all

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

It’s time to go to bed when you put the ice cream in the fridge

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

Idek what’s happening on this app anymore but I would just like you to know that it should be illegal for books to have cliffhangers okay thanks bye

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

Tbh I think voting should be like residency status and you have to live in a state for a certain amount of time to vote for anything to do with that state

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

Tristin: “I’m not tired”

*5 minutes later*

Tristin: *snoring*

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

Why do I keep drinking energy drinks after 4pm when I KNOW it results in me not sleeping all night 🙄

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

The lady at the liquor store asked me how old I was and I said 21…?

[Em&m @DogQueen14]

Dave: “kings are queens ‘cause they ain’t got no weens”