White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack

Fishing is like Boobs

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

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[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

The problem with todays generation is they would rather listen to American Idiot than try to be an American Idol!

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

First day as a doctor was today. Was nervous at first but thankfully the famous clown Pagliacci is in town, so I could pretty much just send everyone to him. Being a doctor aint too bad!

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

The hardest part about being pregnant in Marinette, Wisconsin is not drinking for 6 months

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Throwing up white foam) My foam !

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

When I grow up im going to move to U2 Island and play frisbees and wavecrashers with Bono and The Edge every day and I wont ever feel pain again

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

Candybar more like should be a tastybar!

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

Buying my girlfriend a Beats Pill for our 4 year anniversary and immediately naming the bluetooth connection "Lake's Beat Pill"

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

My nuts look like a pile of mashed potatoes

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

Cashier girl at the gricery store asked me how I was doing. I said pretty good other than the fact that my colon is swinging around like a plastic bag full of nickels and she threw up on the conveyor belt

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

Phoebe Bridgers? More like poopy britches!

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

Mile high city? More like weed high city! These people are stoners!

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

Showed a doctor my penis without him asking and he frowned like he saw a dead baby bird

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

Smoking a pipe full of Chipotle Brand Hog-Derived insulin and passing out at the parent teacher conference

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

Drake is a fire lyricist 🔥

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

Shout out to plastic bags thank you for carrying all of our stuff!!! 🫶❤️

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

If i was Thanos(i wish) i would get rid of of the 50% that is WOMEN!!! Snap!

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

Kk slider told me he was neutered to try and get me to have unprotected sex and when i asked for vet records or to at least see the surgery scars he kicked me off his tour bus in a bad part of St. Louis

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

After his show in St. Louis KK Slider invited me backstage and showed me his little red penis

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

Had to breed out the vocal cords too so it would stop screaming

[White Son Born in 2008 Named Barack @Dog_Man4]

Kicked out of the biology lab for breeding a clear Snoopy where you can see all his guts from the outside