The Captain

Everything special about me came out of a bottle. | Software Engineer at Google UK.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

“A fish doesn’t know land. Doesn’t make grass niche”

[Rare 🇺🇸 @RareImagery]

Meet Kevin

[Вулик 🏳️‍⚧️ @Bdzholaya]

Лоис, Лоис, ты не поверишь, я стал российским депутатом

[eck. @emrecankaba]

yaza son dokuz ay ✍🏼✍🏼

[Trigger @TriggerFCB]

Sergio Busquets prime

[seriousface⭐⭐ @FaceSeriousCFC]

Bring back bullying

[Ali @samiyensevgisi]

banko 3 gsli vardır şurda

[o-n🌛🍓 @thefloorsonfire]

scooby doo after he finishes praying:

[🇯🇲 Remy So Sav🇧🇧 @10thWonderUK]

I dont believe in Asthma, its a mindset thing, you gotta lock in and breathe

[Dux @DuxVul]

Oh please fuck off

Houses don’t go on fire in 35 degree heat

That would mean all of Spain would have no houses

It’s an arsehole with a BBQ, every time

[Ali Aksöz @AliAksoz]

Şaheser. Tek eksiği kısa sürmesi.

[hayden (arven) @arvencain]

Testicular doctor who puts “elite ball knowledge” on his resume

[🍀Louie Kerr 🇮🇪💚 @LouieKerr8]

😂

[Khalil @MKhaalil]

My God.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’ll give that attempt a 9.5. He faulted by making eye contact. Never make eye contact.