realest

A human on planet earth

[tumi @irlsue]

In game music, spotify, in game vc and discord call all in one

[🦝trash panda🏳️‍⚧️ @TrashPandaGirll]

High empathy sucks cause when you understand why people are the way they are you realize most people aren't truly evil they're just dumb and incapable of viewing the world outside of their own experiences which makes it hard to truly hate them even if they are ugly inside.

[grovy @grovymango]

Person who enjoys a long commute because they really like trains and public transit

[realest @DogeSmily]

@jazmineonika_ @R35H1RAM @todd_possum @PopCrave Yeah bro go ahead and try putting that shit on your resume see where that gets you 😭

[mio @curemagik]

i masturbate after finishing my assignments as a reward but now i’ve pavloved myself into getting horny every time i do assignments

[yoitsshaan @yoitsshaan]

I fixed it for you:

“Rent is too high!”
Corporate landlords bought entire neighborhoods and jacked prices so high you need a co-signer just to breathe.

“Groceries cost too much!”
Billion-dollar food conglomerates are price-gouging you while bragging about record profits.

“There aren’t enough jobs!”
CEOs laid off Americans to pump stock prices and walked away with bonuses the size of small countries’ budgets.

“Women don’t feel safe walking down the street!”
Statistically the danger is coming from Americans they already know, not the imaginary immigrant you turned into a movie villain.

“Traffic is terrible!”
That is what happens when everyone drives a giant truck to buy a single iced coffee. Consumerism is wonderful, isn’t it?

“Healthcare is too expensive!”
A private insurance cartel did that. Your elected officials built that system brick by brick.

“Welfare spending is through the roof!”
Undocumented immigrants cannot collect welfare. If you believe they can, you should go pick up an Economics for Dummies book and read about it.

“I can’t afford a car!”
Automakers slapped luxury prices on basic models because they know you will blame anything except the corporations squeezing you.

“I can’t afford a house!”
Hedge funds bought entire zip codes with cash offers. Not one undocumented worker is outbidding families at those auctions.

Many problems.
A simple reality:

Immigrants are not wrecking your life.
Your government let billionaires strip this country for parts and then told you to blame the people with the least power. They know who’s actually bleeding you dry, but calling out corporate greed would upset their donors… so they hand you immigrants as the scapegoat and hope you’re too stupid to notice.

Punch up, not sideways.

[realest @DogeSmily]

@sleptonblackguy @backendoc Imagine telling someone at the start of year that taking Ravens W over Browns wasn’t a guaranteed lock 😭

[realest @DogeSmily]

@Refleks @BeastFNCreative I’d love it but being real there would be an ABSURD amount of word blurs, like 3x worse than DNA 😭

[realest @DogeSmily]

@saidhbhinn On the train right now I’m getting STARES 😭 (reasonably so)

[realest @DogeSmily]

@Keegan59992745 luh calm lovey-dovey album i love

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

10 years apart 🔥

[realest @DogeSmily]

@DoctaFats @Mikein416 @Raptors @BuffaloBills @BlueJays Easy winning record for us then 🙏

[sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @shekuwow]

Spent his entire life downplaying school shootings just to get shot at a school

[realest @DogeSmily]

They won and I made $1.09 we’re so back

[realest @DogeSmily]

First and last time sports betting my god not even close.

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Vikings: “Alright J.J. show us what you can do!”

J.J. McCarthy:

[Hope @TheGhostOfHope]

They really got everyone to buy Black Ops 6 including myself

[realest @DogeSmily]

@default041 @BallsackSports Real shit twin I wish I could’ve went further but them shits expiring