tyler durder

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@KobeissiLetter everyone has been leveraged long semis, occams razor explanation: 'markets trade to inflict the maximum amount of pain'

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@AviSchiffmann the person's face is pretty rough. armblanket. extra arm cat. i was just thinking i wish we could get some more useless video content

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@zerohedge does he have a premium service

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@hyperconvexity ok just making sure I was reading it right, thanks

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@DiMartinoBooth So after the jobs report we can all agree this headline was correct, right? Food service industry LOST workers despite unemployment programs ending

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@zerohedge where can I send money to bail them out

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@Hipster_Trader apple car keys will have like rounded edges instead of jagged key-like edges and cost $4,000 to replace

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@3PeaksTrading serious question from someone who just glanced at twitter for first time today. who is panicking and about what?

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@hyperconvexity IMHO it is much easier to wait until after earnings, observe direction, put on short vol trade in that direction

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@Hipster_Trader I've heard being the Fed is the hardest job. even harder than the deadliest catch guys I bet

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@LiveSquawk this morning ppl were like "we're never tapering" and now the taper is almost over!

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@VixCentral I'm gonna start selling screenshots of zerohedge headlines

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@KobeissiLetter does anyone know if the Fed has a premium subscription for trade ideas

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@kerberos007 so we all agree VIX has a long way to fall

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@DeliciousSoma84 @PoundingDaTable @jam_croissant @SqueezeMetrics Well I think it's max pain for MOST participants. And even by saying that, you're saying that the market moves based on where people are positioned. If that's the case, if you can find where those positions are, you can predict flows and direction (aka have an edge)

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@DiMartinoBooth LOL

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@TradingThomas3 yeah that's why those hotdog contest guys eat so fast

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@NorthmanTrader freaking permabulls everywhere