Matty Daddy

larper

[Matty Daddy @DoggoTrooper]

you should try acid it’s so fun!

the acid trip:

[Matty Daddy @DoggoTrooper]

who up fondling they foreskin rn

[starsleeps @starsleeps]

If anyone is wondering how not updating this app since it was twitter is going: pictures display as links, I can’t post replies, I can see the number of QTs but not what they actually say, and I approximately 75% of DMs never show up. But at least I got that bird.

[Matty Daddy @DoggoTrooper]

why is it always right when i clock in that the brown gates of hell decide i need to take the most nuclear-level shit

[Violet! 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @veryultraviolet]

if your friend is showing u a movie they like and ur on ur phone you deserve to be strung up in the streets from your nipples

[fran @gutsfan4]

movie lovers at the theater once the lights dim and everyone shuts up

[𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭 @faustianwigger]

Female teachers loved interrupting your mid class conversations with "I'll wait." 😐 Yeah you will you stupid bitch 😂 me and Cody are about to figure out what pokemon we're gonna fuck 💯🏃‍♂️

[Matty Daddy @DoggoTrooper]

i used to say i wouldn’t move to the US for political reasons but the more i think about it the more i realize it’s because if i had access to guns i’d blow my head off

[gangan out now! 🇭🇹 @johnnyspliffs]

This doesn’t rlly work if u a weed smoker soon as u hanging out with a shawty u not attracted to and u high on a date u start feeling like u chilling with a demon.

[Matty Daddy @DoggoTrooper]

playing a new call of duty game and realizing i’m not as good as i used to be

[Matty Daddy @DoggoTrooper]

kill yourself Danielle Smith

[jimmy @tobaccojuulpod]

First rape stoppage in UFC history incoming

[Matty Daddy @DoggoTrooper]

“People you may know” and they’re all opps

[Matty Daddy @DoggoTrooper]

midwest emo and a cigarette heals

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[𝐂𝐉 🕸️ @popipo8_8]

Genuinely how Justin Gaethje did this nigga Ilia Topuria 😭😭😭😭😭

[a @a8065287968522]

dudes be like big things coming then kill themselves

[Matty Daddy @DoggoTrooper]

3 beers at the fair

[mo @knownasmo_]

#FuckNo #NevaCared #MyEyesOnly

[Matty Daddy @DoggoTrooper]

i love playing Rust and having esex with the boys