Laxwitten

I only post my random thoughts

[Laxwitten @Doggo_Man_]

TURKEY?!? WHAT A GOAL!

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@littlecaesars So like the Little Caesar account liked my reply like 4 years ago, but I deleted it when I deleted all my old tweets, so my friends don’t believe me I’m chill with the Lil C like that 😔

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They’ve been saying Iran has nuclear weapons for DECADES. Where is it? Is it the Shajareh Tayyebeh girls' elementary school? Or was it the Lamerd sports hall? ALL of those they’ve bombed and killed innocent children and civilians all because our “leaders” harm babies! 🤬

[Fox News @FoxNews]

REPORTER: "The average price of a gallon of gas is now $4.30 in this country..."

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "And you know what? And we're not going to have a nuclear weapon in the hands of Iran."

"The gas will go down. As soon as the war is over, it'll drop like a rock. There's so much of it. It's all over the place, sitting all over the oceans of the world."

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@Roblox You cannot convince me that these companies don’t get paid to purposefully run their platforms into the ground.

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@Degmehksgksgmgs @lporiginalg No, racism is not okay, and that’s not that what I said at all. I’m saying this kid is obviously not in a good mental state and we shouldn’t be so quick to judge someone without thinking of what might’ve driven someone to do something like this.

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@hanksabunch @Ahmed_hassan_za You’re the living version of the ‘Oh the horrors’ meme

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The 2026 version of Leonardo da Vinci or a renaissance man would be a vibe coder, an ai artist, and make 3d printed dragons

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I like to think about how when we think of ‘nothing’ we picture a blank void, but a blank void is still a thing. Nothing means no blank void, no light, absolutely nothing and we can’t really comprehend that.

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If I had a million dollars every time I said if I had a million dollars, I’d be a millionaire.

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I just discovered this thing called the graham number, and it’s this giant number. That’s cool and all but what about 2 graham numbers? Or even a graham number of a graham number? Or a graham number of a graham number of a graham number? I’m going down the schizophrenic route.

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Why does the number pi even matter? Just round it to 3.1 and move on. Doesn’t sound like a big number to me. What about 4?

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Good night

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@DBobrex @ZeusLFG @operagxofficial No way!

[Laxwitten @Doggo_Man_]

@p_A______ @ZeusLFG @operagxofficial We didn’t know, it looks like an NFT. I’m sorry for saying a joke even though it’s been done hundreds of times. We’re all just trying to have fun.

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@ZeusLFG @operagxofficial Do you guys like my new NFT?

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@Cringetopia_ Me on that toilet rn

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@ManMilk2 He seems so sweet though, poor dude 🙁

[CookieRun: Kingdom @CRKingdomEN]

Heroes gathering in the #VanillaKingdom...🏰
A new adventure begins! Here's what to expect in the next update 😊

📜NEW: Cookie Odyssey
🥊NEW: #WildberryCookie
🏛️NEW: #ClottedCreamCookie
🏅NEW: Grand Master tier added to Arena

📣Check the announcement on 5/3 for details!