Ollie Wintle

Banjo player in the popular bluegrass collective The Jack Atherton 5. Also first Prison Officer in space.

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

Hi @RugbyTown_FC
Just wondered if you were offering car park spaces for the fireworks display at the Rec on the 1st Nov? Given that the game is away that day...

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

Why does this photo look like Russell Martin has just been released from a year long hostage situation, instead of being announced as the new @RangersFC manager? 🤔
#rangers #90s #hostage #football #scottishfootball #SPL

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

@BBCMOTD I think Gianni Infantino is a complete and utter nob. If there was a nob world cup, and he played Nobby Nobson from Nobland in the final, he'd definitely win.
#nob

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

Hi @EpicGames
I'm trying to reset my forgotten password. I keep getting to this screen, but I don't get sent the code to complete it. Can you help please?

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

@BBCNews What on God's green Earth is wrong with you? Why are you publishing this tabloid gibberish? And why are you labelling it "culture"? It's complete and utter crap. Stop pandering to the brain-dead, and concentrate on publishing actual news please.

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

@PaulGazza_8 @England 14 I think. Didn't you get subbed on for Peter Beardsley against Denmark...? 🤔

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

@Helen_Lindley @bellowheaduk @boden_jon Curveball - it's a cover of "I love a party with a happy atmosphere" by Russ Abbott!

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

I heard that #JakePaul is devastated to hear that Stephen Hawking has passed away - he was hoping to challenge him to the 110m hurdles...
#PaulVsTyson
#boxing
#HelpTheAged

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

@SkyHelpTeam
Internet is out in CV8. Can you let us know a likely time that it'll be back on please?

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

@Halfords_uk outside a closed branch in Coventry. You've published a map of Bordesley Green in Birmingham with a "You Are Here" arrow on.
I guarantee you that I definitely wasn't in Bordesley Green when I took the photo....

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

@tezilyas
Thanks for a great time at @warwickarts last night. Didn't manage to get a photo this time, but here's us all looking a bit younger last time we saw you!
My first World Cup was Mexico '86 by the way - I feel your pain...
Ollie & Nat.
#PayYourDues
#FreePalestine
🇵🇸

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

@BBCNews this isn't news. A not very good Bridgerton themed party in Detroit should not be featured on the news, let alone on the front of the BBC News app. #irrelevant #gibberish
Give your heads a wobble.

https://t.co/jQURMcM0jL

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

@MattSEvans2 @SkyHelpTeam Seems to have done the trick Matt - thank you! @SkyHelpTeam have been about as much use as the proverbial chocolate fireguard!

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

@boden_jon Have you heard of a thing called The Midlands...? 🤔

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

@SkyHelpTeam Can we have some more posts about how to fix the Sky Glass TVs, that have stopped working all across the country please? Whether or not we have Disney+ is immaterial really, as we can't even turn the thing on.

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

@SkyHelpTeam Good morning
I have sent you a private message that you haven't responded to as yet. Can you confirm that this issue means the standby light will be off? Please don't give me a copy and paste reply. Thank you.

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

@BBCNews get it right. There is no such thing as a "prison guard" in the UK. You're the BBC, for crying out loud.
#prison #prisonofficer #bbc

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

@InternetH0F I can't abide this prat. Stop banging the cutlery...

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

@trussliz @DailyTPodcast You ended up in power, and frankly I'd be surprised if you could do your laces up on your own.

[Ollie Wintle @Doghead778]

@tezilyas Bobby Moore, surely?