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[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

Every use of a leaf blower is a massacre.

A typical blower pushes air out at 150 to 200 mph. That's faster than a Category 5 hurricane, aimed straight at the layer of leaves where next year's butterflies, moths, and fireflies are hoping to spend the winter.

Woolly bear caterpillars curl up under those leaves. Luna moths hide their cocoons in them, disguised as dead leaves. Fireflies lay their eggs in them. Bumblebee queens sleep an inch or two below. Blast the beds down to bare dirt and all of it gets scattered, exposed or bagged for the landfill.

Flip it to vacuum mode and it's even worse. It sucks up whatever's in the leaves, insects and spiders included, and chops it up.

In 2019, Germany's environment ministry told people not to use leaf blowers unless they're indispensable, because small animals get sucked in or blown around and damaged.

Get a rake. Move the leaves off the lawn and driveway, pile them whole in your garden beds and under your trees, and leave them there until spring.

Next year's bumblebees and fireflies will thank you.

[luiz guilherme @fheijao]

eu na ditadura dps de cortarem meus braços como forma de punição por ter escrito tweets contra o governo do flavio bolsonaro https://t.co/39OLwnC9tF

[am @cavewomaan]

me trying to get a college degree at 26 and turn my life around while the U.N. just released a report that the planet has lost the chance to prevent the worst of global warming harms

[@redaction @redaction]

They shut off the extradimensional demon stargate. Your life will now tangibly improve for no apparent reason at all. You have until 2030.

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[Adam Wren @aswren]

My mum used to tell me when she was young you could walk into a factory in Manchester and get a job. If you didn’t like it you could walk out and into another one the same day.
When I was a teenager there was at least always work at pubs, seems they don’t even have that now

[Eira @GundamDoll]

Jobs a 6 minute train away require me to have a driving license for jobs with no driving

[steak @communicat1022]

This blueberry I just ate deadass tasted like uncle pussy and it had loose skin too like an old man neck. I shouldnt have been so naive eating every berry. Damn it! I'm so stupid! I should just die this fucking uncle pussy berry damn irt

[Nicholas Decker @captgouda24]

Are you kidding me

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

spiders georg type beat. twenty-thousand ice-cream-and-walk dates getting leveled out with some guy buying a woman fiefdom in Micronesia

[beetle @hotpissers2]

Goin log for log w the bitch one stall over in the kohls bathroom

[🛠️Proto⚒️ @Dogmancarhook]

@montsant_anton @giveashitnature You can tissue culture them and they do grow readily from seed but require some tricky procedures that are difficult to scale to commercial production

[Rob Galbraith @RobCGalbraith]

We live next to a miraculous fresh water sea that naturally gives up a bounty of foods for us to eat, but we filled it poison to make washing up dishes take 3 minutes less

[Calvin Norman @norman_cal5445]

Don’t give into the black pill. Conservation work. I’ve sent orchids come up within two weeks of killing stiltgrass

[IGI ?🇵🇱? ¿🇮🇩¿ ‽🇬🇱‽ @Igi_POLCOM]

They are doing this:

[KoiMs @Gumiboobies]

This women would be moving through zootopia like omniman did in the flaxan homeworld

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

"You can smell the alcohol when people are in between votes."

Green MP Hannah Spencer tells us what Westminster is REALLY like.

The full interview is live on YouTube, and as a podcast here: https://t.co/s4mKAc0xku