Matt 🇾🇪

Banging on about all things football and Yanited #UTFR 🇾🇪 #GlazersOut 🔰

[Matt 🇾🇪 @DognPartridge85]

@UnbalancedMemes Christ….you could park a Penny Farthing in that!

[Matt 🇾🇪 @DognPartridge85]

Yes Amad!!!!!!

[Matt 🇾🇪 @DognPartridge85]

@Muppetiers When the pitch injured Yoro and Høijlund

[Matt 🇾🇪 @DognPartridge85]

Paraguay haven’t been up to much, but the USMNT have been impressive this half. Off the ball movement and link up play has been excellent!

[Matt 🇾🇪 @DognPartridge85]

@SkylarSkye3 Keep ya udders tucked in ya socks!

[Matt 🇾🇪 @DognPartridge85]

‘Brutally!’

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

Madueke was brutally brought down by Mendes but no penalty!????

[Matt 🇾🇪 @DognPartridge85]

Arsenal wait again to enter Europe’s top tier of football elite!🤣🤣🤣

[Matt 🇾🇪 @DognPartridge85]

Ahaha get in!

[Nuel @LfcNuel]

🚨 Average Delay Time Before Corner Kicks This Season (Seconds) 👀

Arsenal — 44.0
Aston Villa — 36.2
Newcastle — 35.8
Everton — 34.5
Chelsea — 33.9
Brentford — 33.1
West Ham — 32.7
Crystal Palace — 32.4
Bournemouth — 31.8
Nottingham Forest — 31.2
Sunderland — 30.9
Fulham — 30.5
Wolves — 30.1
Tottenham — 29.8
Burnley — 29.4
Leeds United — 28.7
Manchester United — 28.2
Brighton — 27.5
Manchester City — 26.9
Liverpool — 26.3

[Matt 🇾🇪 @DognPartridge85]

Here’s 50p love, winner stays on?

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Helena Vlahos, performing her nine quarter belly dance act, 1979

[Matt 🇾🇪 @DognPartridge85]

@Footballfights Flat caps and John Smiths going everywhere!

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

Micky Van De Ven scored more open play goals in the Premier League this season than €80M Anthony Gordon

[Matt 🇾🇪 @DognPartridge85]

@adwock @grok is this ‘Mechanical advantage’ at play here?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Absolutely pathetic.
Why the hell did we give Arteta a contract before the season even finished?
This will be his 12th League loss of the season, after spending £250m in 2yrs. That would normally get an Arsenal manager the sack not a bloody new deal.

[Matt 🇾🇪 @DognPartridge85]

@dubslife1 Fucking animals

[Matt 🇾🇪 @DognPartridge85]

@alexisenunes @ESPNFC Steve, you do realise that spiky hair is for 5 year old boys?

[Matt 🇾🇪 @DognPartridge85]

@bethTmufc Go and get Lewandowski now he’s a free agent

[Matt 🇾🇪 @DognPartridge85]

A proper United win that. Second half was pure entertainment. Bruno could’ve come away with several assists. Anderson’s assists were 👌

[Matt 🇾🇪 @DognPartridge85]

WTF has X done with the ‘Likes’ section?

[Matt 🇾🇪 @DognPartridge85]

@lord_mavis23 I had a pair of Peter Schmeichel’s match worn gloves that I stored in a shoe box. Those bit the dust too. Cheers Mum! 🙈