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Free Speech Elon strikes again

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Dogpatch Newsbot has been sold to private equity firm and will now advertise products and services you crave

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Furry Con Hookups: The Best Planned Lays of Mice and Men

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Announcing: BiFURcate, the bisexual furry convention (it's just a regular furry convention)

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The person who did it went to his house and apologized to his parents and invited him to a pool party, but he wouldn't come out of his room

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This guy got pantsed one time in 6th grade and has been like this ever since

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Today in making up a guy to get mad at

Trivia: DP has been a pro animator and pet portrait artist outside the fandom

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Lost Hikers Led To Shelter In Snowstorm By Heroic Furries With Glowing LED Buttholes

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Opossum vs Possum spelling fight ends in stalemate when they both play dead

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Woman With No Real-Life Career Goals Knows Exact Job She’d Want In Furry Universe

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Apology Written, Social Media Accounts Deleted In Preparation For Good Time At Furry Con

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Tent Store Sick Of Calls For Godzilla Sized Bras

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Southern State Erects @KeroTheWolf Statue to Preserve Roadkill Sex History

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Disgusting Furry Relieves Self In Park, Doesn't Scoot Back Paws In Dirt Afterwards

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Inheritance From Weird Uncle Who Everyone Thought Was Wealthy Jet-Setter Is Just His Old Fursuit

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Furry Con CEO Displays Ostentatious Wealth By Acquisition Of Used Bicycle

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Beastars and BNA fandoms separately claim to "not be furries." Furries respond with collective "Oh, honey"

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Canceled Furry Con Forced To Euthanize All Staff