Adrián Esteban

Controversial things my friends say

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“Are you saying I’m not badass?”
“Yes.”
“That’s mean.” -Kaychan

[Adrián Esteban @DogsBestMan]

“You mess with pinball you mess with New York” -Ben

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“No man, no pan” -Mama Gupta

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“I think there’s too much plastic in our brains to be sure of anything” -Andrea

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It was such a safe place back then. Except for the leopard -Arusei

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I’m not interested in men, but I am interested in attention from men -Michelle

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“If [professor] told me to kill myself I would genuinely believe she had good intentions behind it and she knew something about the afterlife I didn’t” -classmate

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Someone ought to dig up Reagan and slap him across the face - Anonymous Parental Figure

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I don’t want to know the version of myself that sees a hospital bill after giving birth - K-chan

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I used to slam dance in my room at the Buddhist center to this! -Lia

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I’ve dedicated my life to working in comfy pants - Keegan

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John Travolta looks like a wax figure version of himself - Emily

[Adrián Esteban @DogsBestMan]

I like where your head’s at. Have some water -Jesse

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I always thought Paul was the little brother I never had… Now I know he’s the little brother I never wanted -Mallika

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I sleep in socks, shorts, and a cashmere turtleneck -Laura

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You can’t be a global citizen if you’re a flat earther -Mallika

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Wombats are Roblox-coded squirrels- Katie

[Adrián Esteban @DogsBestMan]

In America, you pull yourself up by your cobblestone bootstraps -Suraya

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Every Time We Touch by Cascada is our generation’s YMCA- Jacob

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Bikini Bottom is a microcosm for our society- Gabe