Dog

24-🇦🇺-Strange alien thing that makes art and stuff - I mostly post dumb shit here, check my carrd for my other socials and contact info for my art and shit

[Dog @Dogs_from_Mars]

“I’ll be fashionably late” “Everyone knows you should always show up an hour later than scheduled” I’M GOING TO BEAT YOU WITH HAMMERS

[Dog @Dogs_from_Mars]

WHICH ONE OF YOU STOLE MY PENIS???????

[Urart🫀🇵🇸🇻🇪 @Urart3]

"Scavangers are dirty and nasty"

Explain this then

[Brianne Maxwell @PlsPetBree]

TSA MADE ME REMOVE MY CHASTITY CAGE 😭

[Dog @Dogs_from_Mars]

Does it still count as supporting a shitty company if I shoplift more than I spend?

[Dog @Dogs_from_Mars]

Got caught searching for “curses to make my bitch coworker even more bald than he already is because I hate him” on the work PC and now HR is involved 🙄#fuckmychudlife

[Dog @Dogs_from_Mars]

Hate to break this to anyone who’s not aware, but if you’re fence-sitting about a group of people known to murder innocents and r*pe children, you’re not an ‘enlightened centrist’, you’re a piece of shit and a moron

Follow me for more hot takes no one has ever thought of before

[Dog @Dogs_from_Mars]

I’m like if a fat hairy pathetic man was a beautiful (but still pathetic) woman

[Dog @Dogs_from_Mars]

I want to fuck the eternally pregnant fish from Insaniquarium

[Dog @Dogs_from_Mars]

This post was supposed to be funny but I forgot about that half way through oopsies, imagine a poo poo fart joke here and laugh please

[Dog @Dogs_from_Mars]

I think it’s so funny when parents are like “oh so it’s MY fault you’re like this?” as if they weren’t the fuckers that raised you

[Dog @Dogs_from_Mars]

Like yeah generally the way you get raised is what results in being the person you are????? Sorry that you thought being 95% of my life during my formative years wasn’t going to have any effect I guess??

[Dog @Dogs_from_Mars]

Call me a bird feeder the way I’m so full of seed 🤤🐓

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[ClipRadar @clipRadarr]

Idk why but this nigga look like a good boy

[⤷ ゛Lord Larold III ˎˊ˗ @alt_rnativ_lyy]

Fame is a gun || #Ersatz

[gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx @GooseworxMusic]

I made digital circus with morons and idiots in mind as the target audience. Whenever I find out someone likes it who's not a stupid dumb person, I get so pissed off that I pass out and hit my temple on the corner of a coffee table.

[Dog @Dogs_from_Mars]

Everyone wants a hypersexual partner until they realise that hypersexual doesn’t just mean “down for sex whenever you want it”

[Failed Vessel 🍉 Comms Open @FailedVessel67]

Damn he actually does obey the 12 principles of animation

[SPOOKoomf🎃🇵🇸(EVIL enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

my stgupid chud son who is singlehandedly powering every city on thje planet