Niggalas Cage

the boy who cried hog

[birdbath @birdbath]

Men go to Thailand for SEX. Women go to Bali for SEX. I go to Sephora on a 5 day nofap streak to immersively contemplate whether the circus of modern female companionship is worth the agony. Then I pop over to Bloomingdale's to catch glimpses of women trying on shoes, conflicted.

[Niggalas Cage @Dogshirt2]

Gentlemen, I’m cumming.

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I wanna fuck Marge Simpsons

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I’ve been thinking of going to the library and finding the biggest old dusty book, opening it up, placing my penis inside, and slamming the bastard shut. I’d leave the goddamn thing in there too. I don’t want it. I don’t give a fuck.

Twitter for iPhone.

[Niggalas Cage @Dogshirt2]

@pattywhackz @manoushz

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@pattywhackz @icespicee_

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what is ice spice phone number

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@onitakemaru i only luv ❤️ my bed 🛌 and my momma 👵 im sry 😝

[Niggalas Cage @Dogshirt2]

If I wrote an episode of Nat Geo Wild I would make a tiger bite it’s own dick off and gift it to a beautiful family of river otters.

They would pay me eight hundred thousand dollars and give me a monkey sidekick that smokes cigarettes and speaks Spanish probably.

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

A cigar and a HOG…….
Man GOD is good…..catchnrelease

[Niggalas Cage @Dogshirt2]

Best hobbies ranked
5. Goofing off
4. Fooling around
3. Horseplay
2. Chicken wings
1. Going to the bathroom

[Niggalas Cage @Dogshirt2]

Pats on mushrooms and said watch this then walked out the front door.

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‼️‼️WHAT THE MEDIA DOESNT WANT YOU TO KNOW‼️‼️

henry ford was a black woman

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Chicken noodle suit

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I met a guy today on the bus who introduced himself as IPad Buttercream and people try to tell me America is atrophying.

Good luck to all those freedom hating bastards in wherever the hell. Daddy democracy is here to stay!!!

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God bless light beer.

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Did you know that it’s double illegal if you do cocaine on MLK day.

[Ellington Net @pattywhackz]

Yo Fran

[Niggalas Cage @Dogshirt2]

Obama Bart Simpson

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Cuppa wings