Tomato Fettuccini

I'm not arrogant; you're just wrong.

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

*Lady A changes name to support BLM*

*me waiting for the other shoe to drop*

*Lady A sues black woman for having the name they changed to*

There's that other shoe!

You guys are racist pieces of shit.

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@HHHamilton Anyone who uses the term "It's just a few bad apples" completely ignores the rest of the phrase.

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@BobRae48 Try not to mess it up like you did Ontario.

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@CJ_Toronto @ward1wilson @JohnTory Or @FredEisenberger.

But then, the buck stops....somewhere over there *gestures vaguely*

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@petee224 @gypsyqueen179 @mmpadellan Well, guess what his next job will be.

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@Joannapanic @chessclubgringo @mmpadellan Probably because of his tiny, fragile penis... I mean gigantic, fragile ego.

ehhhhh, six of one....

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@PIBBLEBITCH I get it.

My life has been a continual revelation that I haven't been cynical enough.

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@AngrierWHStaff I've been learning that my entire life has been an ongoing realization that I haven't been cynical enough.

She will get suicided.

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@MalcolmtheRay Happy Birthday, Malcolm!

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@CP24 Hooray! The losingest team in the league is going back to play a game no one cares about anymore! Even Americans think baseball sucks now, and they invented it.

Huzzah!

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@MaxKingsleyEh @LetitiaMontana Why is that every person I see in wealth management and insurance are complete assholes?

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@LetitiaMontana Yes, they kicked you out for not obeying basic quarantine protocol, which involves wearing a mask.

You have to wear a mask when indoors in Ontario right now.

It's the law. Because of the fucking plague.

Moron.

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@Apple I've had an iPhone 6 for 3 weeks.

Fantastic device.

Except for iOS and the Mac ecosystem.

It runs like pure garbage, asks me for a password if I try to wipe my nose, and generally sucks.

I'm going to ditch it for my Jailbroken iPhone 3Gs. At least it works.

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@brundle_fly Where's Ja Rule when we need him?

https://t.co/7ZTXy4e457

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@sarah1ok @PizzaPizzaLtd Just trying to look out for my peeps is all.

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@Benjami08297331 @CoachMonz @marie197408 @jdimarco71 @SitecoreDiana @trapdinawrpool Why support a company that doesn't give a shit about you? there are hundreds of pizzerias that don't rat you out to the cops.

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@sarah1ok You might want to order your pizza form someone other than @PizzaPizzaLtd.

They narc on you.

https://t.co/FxZo0qwQ8q

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@Pallystolemybi1 @binx905 @patriciagofish @TorontoStar @PizzaPizzaLtd Releasing personally identifying information is 100% illegal.

Your name, address, and telephone number are identifying data. Just because we allow that information to be made public doesn't mean that it is not private information.

https://t.co/f2MxTCQ7Tk

[Tomato Fettuccini @DogsinPants]

@Pallystolemybi1 @binx905 @patriciagofish @TorontoStar @PizzaPizzaLtd You are incorrect. Any and all contact information is private information, which is why we have the ability to remove ourselves from any public directory (like the yellow pages).

You literally don't know what you are talking about.