dogsoflordtown

Songwriter, Artist Manager, Digital Marketer, Celtics Tweeter

[dogsoflordtown @DogsofLordtown]

@DennysDiner But who came first?

[Scott Snyder @Ssnyder1835]

people just want healthcare

[Shifty☘️ @ShiftyBostonian]

Him and Shai are truly basketball terrorists. Don’t let anyone gaslight you into thinking you have to respect or enjoy their game.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[dogsoflordtown @DogsofLordtown]

Damn man. D’Angelo Russell is really the D’Angelo Russell of D’Angelo Russells

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Memphis Grizzlies have waived D’Angelo Russell, sources tell ESPN. With Memphis needing to trim its roster, this frees Russell up to potentially land somewhere before the start of the season.

[dogsoflordtown @DogsofLordtown]

DAREDEVIL: CANCELLED AGAIN

[Marvel Updates @marvel_updat3s]

‘DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN’ has been canceled after 3 seasons.

(Via: @THR)

[dogsoflordtown @DogsofLordtown]

That Dolly cover gonna make me cry

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Noah Kahan will perform during the in-memoriam segment at this year’s #Emmys.

[Scoops @ejmaroun]

“Seven Flags”

[Kadmx+b @kady1735]

Kawhi deadass a hero for the left man. Took his surplus value, left the billionaire class in shambles, and then fled america

[HTB ♨️ @HenryTheBlasian]

If Adam Silver really wanted to cook he’d combo one of the Clippers picks with the cash prize for the NBA Cup every year for the next 5 years, Clippers can go to war to try to get their picks back it’d be fun TV

[dogsoflordtown @DogsofLordtown]

You know what would be crazy is if NBA pulled some strings so the 2028 Clippers first round that the Celtics own became the #1 overall pick to really rub salt in the wound. That would be hilarious. They should do that.

[dogsoflordtown @DogsofLordtown]

The NBA has finally found a solution for tanking… it’s only for one team until 2034 but still cool!

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Congrats Pablo.

[dogsoflordtown @DogsofLordtown]

Remember Mad Libs? That shit was fun.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Over 10,000 cases of tofu have been recalled due to possible contamination with ink.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Over 10,000 cases of tofu have been recalled due to possible contamination with ink.

[dogsoflordtown @DogsofLordtown]

We had Brat Summer under Biden. Now we have an endless Diarrhea Summer under Trump

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The USDA has issues a recall of frozen buffalo chicken products at the highest risk level, indicating a reasonable chance of "serious adverse health consequences or death" after the products were sold without federal inspection.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm,
bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass
heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl
refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass

we didn't start the fire...

[dogsoflordtown @DogsofLordtown]

Come on Bill Chisholm. Flip the Celtics for a profit. Everyone is doing it.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

American business leader Marc Stad has completed a deal to become the controlling owner and largest shareholder of the NBA’s Minnesota Timberwolves and WNBA’s Minnesota Lynx by buying the majority of co-owner Marc Lore’s stake at a $4.5 billion valuation, sources tell ESPN.

[soul khan @soulkhan]

there are so many new and accessible ways to get diarrhea today in america

[dogsoflordtown @DogsofLordtown]

We are just days away from Trump shilling gold plated toilets

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

FDA Upgrades Publix GreenWise Frozen Berries to Highest Risk Over E. coli With Probability of Death

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

all the fruit is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is crab rangoon