Dogtagging

An occasional hashtag game created by @ubiquitousbdog. Canines and non-canines alike are welcome to play.

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#ItsASlapOnTheFaceWhen you put on aftershave.

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Ignorance of what's going on
#WhatStopsMeFromWorrying

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#IfTheRaptureDidntHappen all that pre-rapture merchandise must be on clearance.

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#ImNotARobotBut that doesn't mean I won't try to take over the world.

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I dont play hard to get. I am hard to get.
#WhyINeverFindLove

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When It’s WAAAAAAY To Easy To Figure Out Who Done It

#BadTrueCrimeShows
@TalkieTags

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After a certain point, they don't need you to drive them everywhere.
#BestPartOfRaisingATeenager

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That thing about peeing on a jellyfish sting is a myth.
#OverheardAtTheBeach

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The Apoplectic Witch of the Southeast
#NewWickedCharacters

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#TheDateEndedSuddenlyWhen she got up to use the ladies' room. It took me a while to realize she wasn't coming back.

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#WhenThingsBecomeRoutine I like to trip people up by changing things without warning.

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#ItWasQuietThenSuddenly I knew the kids must be up to something.

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I Herd It on the Grapevine
#ASongOrMovieForAnimalsOnAFarm

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#FellAsleepTo the sound of your voice on the phone. Did you ever get to your point?

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The Butthurt Locker
#MakeAMovieMeh

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#MamaTriedToWarnYa about your Dad. That's why they're not together anymore.

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#SpecialDoesntMean perfect. Sometimes, it's the opposite.

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#ImNotIntoDramaBut some people's drama is comedy to me.

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#ItsChickenNoodleSoupTimeWhen it's all that's left in the pantry.

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#ItsChickenNoodleSoupTimeWhen you're too tired and achy to leave the house.