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Dad, hubby, vet, professional procrastinator. Will likely fill this out later.

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@teetoatee @mbmk7 Prediction, Epstein “commits suicide” while in custody. All the dirty laundry dies with him.

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@tweetmommybop She’s closing the gap

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@DBarkhuff

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@BrettFavre @TheTweetOfGod, is Brett still sending folks unsolicited dick pics and stealing from the poor?

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

Girl dads unite. #BlueWave2024

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@LindseyGrahamSC @RocknRo72141495 Also worth mentioning

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@therealroseanne Get help Rosie.

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@cpscott16

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@SirJeremyLondon Governor London of Mississippi has a good ring to it!

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@barstoolsports @Jerrythekid21 @BarstoolYak @rhoback

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@carolyn_from

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@JudgeBobOrr Thank you Your Honor

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@FearedBuck

[RickJ2 @RickJ210]

💙💙💙💙💙all the was down ballot!

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Do as Machete says

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

Go Vote! It's your right! #ElectionDay

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@danzu72

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This has got to be that new Conway Airlines that @gtconway3d started

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@WifeOfCombatVet Sounds like you have first hand experience of the ETTD phenomenon.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind

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@WUTangKids Her *

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@WUTangKids Seeing how here younger son acts makes total sense now