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Actual quotes from President Trump:
Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.
Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.
March 10: practically nothing left to target
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.
Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
April 6 :a whole civilization will die
April 7: total and complete victory
April8: objectives were met
A true disaster
Just to get it straight. Donald Trump has:
- threatened Canada (a NATO member) with invasion
- threatened to occupy Greenland (part of Denmark, a NATO member)
- announced several times that he wants to leave NATO
- refused to support Ukraine, even though the United States gave security assurances to Ukraine in the Budapester Memorandum of 1994
- actively finances Putin‘s war against Ukraine by easing sanctions against Russia
- denied that soldiers from European countries have ever supported the United States and thereby
- spitting on the legacy of fallen European soldiers who supported U.S. operations
- imposed witless tariffs on its allies
- insulted the leaders of allied countries over the past months
And now he wonders why not everyone comes running when he calls.
The situation in the Strait of Hormuz is a mess for the whole world. But Donald Trump himself is responsible for this geopolitical chaos.
Nothing says "board of peace" like having two founding members not show up to the signing ceremony because they would be arrested at the airport for war crimes.
Zelensky just said the quiet part out loud:
“Maduro is on trial in New York… but Putin isn’t?”
The world is watching who gets dragged into court… and who gets treated like untouchable royalty.
Hey my European friends and allies. You can choose to boycott American products. Canadians have and it has decimated the US bourbon industry.
The best part of this entire thing is that a consumer driven boycott is capitalism at its finest. A tariff isn't.
Go get 'em 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇪🇺
Nicolás Maduro was not a good guy. His brand of socialism and authoritarian rule devastated Venezuela and crushed democratic institutions. There’s no serious argument that the country is better off under his leadership.
Venezuela deserves democracy.
But believing that does not mean the US gets to break international law, ignore Congress, and unilaterally overthrow the government of a sovereign nation to “police the world.”
So a simple question for MAGA:
Are you still against regime change and endless U.S. intervention abroad, or was that principle only convenient before Trump did it?
You don’t get to oppose imperial overreach in theory and cheer it in practice when your guy is the one pulling the trigger.