Which one would you least want to meet?
Built a 3D atlas of Cambrian creatures with AI. Six of them, all real, all from the Burgess Shale in Canada.
I'm going with the one with five eyes.
HIS BIO SAYS "ALL MUSCLE, ZERO BRAIN." HIS PINNED CLIP HAS 35.9 MILLION VIEWS.
Maximus. An AI bodybuilder vaulting concrete walls like a parkour kid. 19 seconds.
378.3K followers. 5.1M likes. Following: 1.
His next pinned clip: 6.2M.
The money line is three words: "DM for collab." Plus a Linktree.
The difference from my Peter Griffin post: no famous face this time. No studio can send him a letter.
His handle has "protein" in it. Would you pay him to hold your shake?
None of these are animated.
No keyframes, no motion capture. Each foot steps only when it drifts too far from the body, and every knee comes from the law of cosines.
5 creatures, 5 real facts. Which one did you not know?
How the walking works: • the body chases the cursor • every foot has a home spot next to the body • if a foot drifts too far, it steps there, but only when its neighbours are planted • 2 bones per leg, knee solved with trig Nobody codes the gait. It shows up by itself.